But women, you get hornier as you get older. It's weird, you wanna do all your sex in between the ages of 30 and 50. That's when you want it. But here's how sad things are, the value of vagina… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
The difference between 40 year old cooch and 20 (year old cooch) is the amount of time I wait. That's it. 20 I'll wait FOREVER. Just wait in the corner like Oh it's gonna happen! I am going to wait… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods. — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should I lose… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from. — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
When I came up, football was about gladiators . . . When we hit somebody and he didnt get up, we didnt hold hands… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy. — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm a slave to the culture, so I see an Audi, a Denali, or an Escalade, my neighbor got the four-door Porsche. I have… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
What I'm trying to do is be righteous. And when I say “righteous,” I don't mean God. You know? God- Righteous. I mean just when I wake up, I know I was honest to myself. — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share
Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy. — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
