Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
The difference between 40 year old cooch and 20 (year old cooch) is the amount of time I wait. That's it. 20 I'll wait FOREVER. Just wait in the corner like Oh it's gonna happen! I am going to wait… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods. — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should I lose… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from. — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
When I came up, football was about gladiators . . . When we hit somebody and he didnt get up, we didnt hold hands… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy. — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm a slave to the culture, so I see an Audi, a Denali, or an Escalade, my neighbor got the four-door Porsche. I have… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
What I'm trying to do is be righteous. And when I say “righteous,” I don't mean God. You know? God- Righteous. I mean just… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy. — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
