The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You musn't force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex. — Mary McCarthy Copy Share Image
Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other... — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
In India only sex and Bollywood sell. So if you are not using either of them, forget launching any product, sport or… — Raj Kundra Copy Share Image
“Read "The Story of O." Convince yourself that it was in fact written by a woman or someone who thinks like a… — Whitney Otto Copy Share Image
“You love that, don't you?" I growled. "Being hammered by my cock... you must think you're in... fucking... heaven." Punctuation by cock… — Shay Savage Copy Share Image
You may think you're in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn't love the man… — Mae West Copy Share Image
I don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Sex for many has become a sorry business, a mechanical release involving neither discovery nor triumph, stressing human isolation more dishearte-ingly than… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
There are only two guidelines in good sex, don't do anything you don't really enjoy and find out what are your partner… — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him. — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
“My phone started to vibrate and I flipped it open. Yes, I'm the only person that doesn't have an iPhone. The phone… — Dan Ahearn Copy Share Image
Consider the number of young people all over the world who are getting married, day in and day out, for no other… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex. Of course, for some people it isn't work because they need the… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
I don't think there can ever be too many messages about AIDS. If you stop the education process, then people are going… — Elton John Copy Share Image
You asked for a loving God: you have one... The consuming fire Himself, the Love that made the worlds, persistent as the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teenagers watch and listen to all kinds of things. It is the nature of being a teenager to seek out intense stuff.… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
The lover of life makes the whole world into his family, just as the lover of the fair sex creates his from… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
“Generally, I decided, it was better to wait, if you had any feeling for the individual. If you hated her right off,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image