“I followed Peter heedlessly, or more specifically, my penis followed blindly.” — Dani Alexander Blindly Copy Share Image
“I'd rather have a footwear fetish than a sudden attraction to penises? Yeah, that sounded about right.” — Dani Alexander Fetish Copy Share Image
“This is not at all funny." "Which is why I'm not laughing.” — Dani Alexander Comedy Copy Share Image
“I smiled at Peter with teeth clenched so tight, plaque could crumble off.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Most people showed gratitude or happiness in a smile or a bouquet of flowers-Peter sucked cock. Not a whole lot of debate… — Dani Alexander Gratitude Copy Share Image
“His lips twitched, but he didn’t say no. I took that as ‘Oh, you sexy devil, Austin, I want to do you… — Dani Alexander Shattered Copy Share Image
“I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly… — Dani Alexander Dani-alexander Copy Share Image
“Yeah well, I keep trying to explain to my dick that you're a lying, manipulative whore, but it has selective hearing and… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I was avoiding the computer because of the gay porn, avoiding Angelica because I was guilty of wanting to watch gay porn,… — Dani Alexander Computers Copy Share Image
“You know what I find ironic? My homophobic mother offers you her cabbage rolls as a truce and you respond by asking… — Dani Alexander Parenting Copy Share Image
“Clean," Peter said. "Can I get a water bottle or something to clean his hands?" I scanned the crowd. He drew my… — Dani Alexander Shattered Copy Share Image
“Ask me for money, Peter.” I grabbed his wrists and pushed him against the wall. He looked everywhere but at me, no… — Dani Alexander Money Copy Share Image
“I was going to be mature about this. And ignore him.” — Dani Alexander Dani-alexander Copy Share Image
“Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid.” — Dani Alexander Funny Copy Share Image
“My brows shot past my hairline and probably landed somewhere in the back of my neck.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I made a mental note to call. Later. Tomorrow. Next month. Or January.” — Dani Alexander Tomorrow Copy Share Image
“I hated smoking. The smell alone was enough to nauseate me. But right then, more than anything, I wanted to be that… — Dani Alexander Cigarette Copy Share Image
“I was not insecure. I was a perfectly normal combination of arrogant and narcissistic.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Let me know when you're done with this conversation. Peter needs his tongue bath. I mean sponge bath.” — Dani Alexander Communication Copy Share Image
“Peter to Austin: "Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.” — Dani Alexander Dani-alexander Copy Share Image
“Spread those what? Cheeks? Legs? Lies? Rumors? Okay, I was just kidding myself with those last two.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Let me assure you, you are an ass in the best sense of the word. You don't take shit from people.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“He's painting your living room as a thank you." "Huh. My decorator might screech, but I'm okay with that." "Your decorator? Seriously?… — Dani Alexander Life Copy Share Image
“I like you,” I said honestly. “Even though you’re probably a criminal and are going to get me thrown off the force.… — Dani Alexander Kicked Copy Share Image
“Do you know why I like dogs and not cats? Because when you’re talking to dogs, they don’t walk away in order… — Dani Alexander Cats Copy Share Image
“I've given up my living room, guest room, job, career, heterosexuality and my stance on no pets in the house, but I'm… — Dani Alexander Life Copy Share Image
“When Peter said he was romantic, it was in the way that I was romantic. A blow job and an “I love… — Dani Alexander Blow job Copy Share Image
“McCleary was an unpolished, semi attractive man in his late thirties or early forties. His hair was grey. His suit was cheap.… — Dani Alexander Attractive man Copy Share Image
“Your daughter is gay? Where are all these gay people coming from? Gay friends. Gay daughters of friends. Gay sisters-in-law. Gay suspects.… — Dani Alexander Ancient greece Copy Share Image
“Out of curiosity, when do I grow up and become a fullfledged man with a penis?” “When words like ‘hump day’ don’t… — Dani Alexander Blowing smoke Copy Share Image
“Tell me something good about your life," I whispered, needing to hear that he wasn't as broken as I thought him to… — Dani Alexander Dani-alexander Copy Share Image
“I was not gay. First, I masturbated to images of women. I fantasized about women. Sure, there were men in my fantasies,… — Dani Alexander Masturbated Copy Share Image
“Then I guess the rest of my life will be resigned to doggy style sex." The words were out of my mouth… — Dani Alexander Crude-humor Copy Share Image
“I'm not gay.” That wasn't what I meant to say. “Congratulations. Would you like a medal?” Bunny Slippers asked. “I already have… — Dani Alexander Courage Copy Share Image
