Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“Certification from one source or another seems to be the most important thing to people all over the world. A piece of… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Schools train people to be ignorant, with style. They give you the equipment that you need to be a functional ignoramus. American… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
As long as you're just smart enough to do a job and just dumb enough to swallow what they feed you, you're… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Kid's heads are filled with so many nonfacts that when they get out of school they're totally unprepared to do anything. They… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“Schools train you to be ignorant with style [...] they prepare you to be a usable victim for a military industrial complex… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image