I can remember being a kid and listening to the Grand Ole Opry on Saturday night. — B. J. Thomas Copy Share Image
Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Blow your brains out and do it right, make sure it's on prime time and on Saturday night. — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday. — Charles E. McKenzie Copy Share Image
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live. — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
I'd bet most of America's refrigerators have leftover pumpkin pie on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. It's delicious the first couple of times… — Steve Doocy Copy Share Image
If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
'Upright Citizens Brigade' was a huge influence on us. And growing up we never missed 'Saturday Night Live.' — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything. — Victoria Jackson Copy Share Image
In order to gain the respect of your players in the locker room, you can't just perform on Saturday. You have to… — Junior Seau Copy Share Image
Every year, at 8:00 PM on the second Saturday of July, hundreds of people gather along a section of Los Angeles rail… — James Frey Copy Share Image
The memories that I have are mostly at our old ranch, out in Agoura. We used to go out there every Saturday.… — Patti Davis Copy Share Image
They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar… — Michael York Copy Share Image
I measure success in terms of the connection with the audience, which we've been able to do in spades. I mean, it's… — Tom Freston Copy Share Image
If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“Saturday is the mightiest day of the week. It's unshakably, overwhelmingly superior. Not only is it a day off of school, the… — Wataru Watari Copy Share Image
Being raised Muslim, we had to get up at the crack of dawn to pray. There was no sleeping in, no getting… — Malik Yoba Copy Share Image
There was some conflict there over Saturday nights because we were all really broke in those days- all the money you had… — Arto Lindsay Copy Share Image
Soon it will be daybreak. Soon the day will break. I can't stop it from breaking in the same way it always… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunday… — Ida B. Wells Copy Share Image
There was this judgmental sense of what was good and what was bad in my father's words. You couldn't necessarily shut the… — David C. Driskell Copy Share Image
We all stood and gathered our backpacks and I looked at the floor around my chair to make sure I hadn’t dropped… — Curtis Sittenfeld Copy Share Image
Once you're finally in a place at Saturday Night Live that you're really comfortable, that's when you should probably be leaving, unfortunately.… — Horatio Sanz Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, you were supposed to marry and therefore didn't plan ahead. Planning ahead is one of the few… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
My brother, who's a few years older then me, went to college in New York. He said all of these people from… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
I've been trained in dancing and I used to be quite good, though I am a bit rusty right now. But I… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
When I think of Britain, I don't think of these lofty ideals which once held sway like the stoic upper lip. I… — Kele Okereke Copy Share Image
Religion ... has certain ideas at the heart of it which we call sacred or holy or whatever. What it means is,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book. — Jessica Pare Copy Share Image
Saturday mornings, you've got three hours of live telly and it's really forgiving. — Declan Donnelly Copy Share Image
It's kind of hard coming from 'Saturday Night Live,' which is a sketch-driven show, to a movie. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!.. — Avinash Wandre Copy Share Image
Shitday, shitday, shitday, shitday, Friday! Saturday! Sunday! and shitday again. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
