Would I rather be on 'Saturday Night Live' or Snapchat? I'd rather be on 'Saturday Night Live.' — Jason Nash Copy Share Image
Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!.. — Avinash Wandre Copy Share Image
Shitday, shitday, shitday, shitday, Friday! Saturday! Sunday! and shitday again. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Every year, at 8:00 PM on the second Saturday of July, hundreds of people gather along a section of Los Angeles rail… — James Frey Copy Share Image
The memories that I have are mostly at our old ranch, out in Agoura. We used to go out there every Saturday.… — Patti Davis Copy Share Image
When I was 18 years old, I had a Saturday job working in a clothing store on London's Bond Street. I would… — Kayvan Novak Copy Share Image
“You can go out on Saturday and be friends with Jack and Jim, but I need you friendly with Jesus the next… — Adriana Locke Copy Share Image
I worked in my parents' decorating store from six. My mum would get me in every Saturday polishing the paint and straightening… — Sara Davies Copy Share Image
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I want a Sunday kind of love A love to last past Saturday night And I’d like to know it’s more than… — Etta James Copy Share Image
I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunday… — Ida B. Wells Copy Share Image
There are a lot of composers who were fantastic, but I challenge them to write a record that you could play five… — Robert Wyatt Copy Share Image
“It was as if each of them sensed vaguely that the Saturday afternoons of youth are few, and precious, and this feeling… — Grace Metalious Copy Share Image
I've written everywhere - in hotel rooms, cafes, airports, and planes all around the world. Now I have a home office, and… — Zoe Foster Blake Copy Share Image
I grew up listening to my father argue politics into the night and taking trips every Saturday to the Hood River library… — Dale T. Mortensen Copy Share Image
I was always a silent comedy nerd. I would stay up late and sneak downstairs to watch 'Saturday Night Live' and 'Kids… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I started talking about retiring in 1997. This is a brutal game, and 25 years of it ain't good for your health.… — Roy Jones Jr Copy Share Image
I remember right after Carter got elected, I was sitting in my apartment in Albany, CA, on a Saturday listening to people… — Bill Joy Copy Share Image
I've been trained in dancing and I used to be quite good, though I am a bit rusty right now. But I… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
When I think of Britain, I don't think of these lofty ideals which once held sway like the stoic upper lip. I… — Kele Okereke Copy Share Image
Religion ... has certain ideas at the heart of it which we call sacred or holy or whatever. What it means is,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
We worked six days a week [on the The Breakfast Club], so you have one day off. So on that Saturday night,… — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
I didn't always have 14,000 people wanting to hang out with me on a Saturday night. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Every Saturday we work in the yard, pick up the dog doo, hope that it's hard. — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image