Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday… — Geraldo Rivera Copy Share Image
I work in the studio all day, and then I go for a walk with my dog, listening to music on headphones.… — Gilbert O'Sullivan Copy Share Image
I don't feel drugs should be illegal. I don't think people should take drugs every day, but I don't see any difference… — Sonny Barger Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton blasted anti-immigration supporters at the National Council of La Raza convention in Los Angeles Saturday. Thousands of Hispanics poured into… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
When you build characters from the outside in, they become, oftentimes they become like 'Saturday Night Live' characters or they become like… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I've always had a very dry sense of humor, and I've pretty much grown up on Will Ferrell, first on 'Saturday Night… — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But… — Fisher Stevens Copy Share Image
American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
It’s not who you want to spend Friday night with. It’s who you want to spend all day Saturday with. — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live. — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
He prayed on Fridays with the Muslims, on Saturdays with the Jews and on Sundays with the Christians. 'Since each religion claims… — Ahmad ibn Rustah Copy Share Image
The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still. — Jean Rhys Copy Share Image
It's a real democratic time for comedy, and I think my special is a sign for that. You don't have to just… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I love these sort of documentaries, which you might turn on late on a Saturday night - like, say, 'The Alma Cogan… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
Strict shopping laws mean that most German shops close on Saturday afternoons, reopening only on Monday when everybody is back at work. — Luke Harding Copy Share Image
My part of Brooklyn has always been a very warm neighbourhood, even before I had anything going on in the music industry.… — Gregory Porter Copy Share Image
I used to say the evening that I developed the first x-ray photograph I took of insulin in 1935 was the most… — Dorothy Hodgkin Copy Share Image
Let me ask you, how many atheists are now in this house? Perhaps not a single one of you would accept the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People would be like, 'Oh, 'Saturday Night Live' is such a stepping stone!' And I remember being like, 'A stepping stone?! This… — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
Hiro is a talented drifter. This is the kind of lifestyle that sounded romantic to him as recently as five years ago.… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
Those who marry God can become domesticated too - it's just as hum-drum a marriage as all the others. The word Love… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I'm healthier on a big day, I feel better about myself. If I eat terribly and I don't sleep well… — Molly Sims Copy Share Image
In God's good time, Which does not always fall on Saturday When the world looks for wages. — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
What I miss about football is being in the dressing room. But do I miss three o'clock on a Saturday afternoon when… — Graeme Souness Copy Share Image
