If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete! — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“Never be SARCASTIC. A clever remark might gain you a few laughs but the butt of your remarks will be offended and… — Gary L. Graybill Copy Share Image
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do… — Babloo Copy Share Image
Some of the secret joys of living are not found by rushing from point A to point B, but by inventing some… — Douglas Pagels Copy Share Image
It takes a lot of brain power to use sarcasm. The healthier your brain is, the easier it is to create a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Rework on yourself. Even the finest masterpiece are not painted with the very first stroke of brush.” — Sk Muskan Tabasum Copy Share Image
When I stepped into the industry, I was dealt this bizarre persona of being this sarcastic fashionista 'it girl' who is friends… — Jameela Jamil Copy Share Image
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks.… — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
Nonetheless, I can't help but be flattered that you noticed the latest addition to my collection," he said. She rolled her eyes.… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I I l I lo I lov I love I love you … I love you the most. I love you the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I started out doing things like 'Flash Forward,' where I was the girl-next-door, and then, I did a show called 'Higher Ground,'… — Jewel Staite Copy Share Image
I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh, and I'm really sarcastic, so it's… — Matt Lanter Copy Share Image
“Do you remember the day you came here?” she asked. “Bright eyed and bushy tailed?” “You’ll always be bright eyed and bushy… — Darinne Paciotti Copy Share Image
