Being a 2 sided bitch is hard isn't it? I don't know what side to slap first. — Michiiko Copy Share Image
Scotland: That garret of the earth - that knuckle-end of England - that land of Calvin, oatcakes, and sulfur. — Sydney Smith Copy Share Image
Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their good side. — Ludwig Borne Copy Share Image
When someone calls and says is this Jerett? I say, No! It's Jake from StateFarm! and then I hang up with authority... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be taken seriously but I can't go like 5 minutes without joking or being sarcastic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of my peers. — Sean Penn Copy Share Image
He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
