I've got respect with you guys.. But my respect have limitations. So if you hit that limit, expect me to hit your… — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sort of a needler, sarcastic and sometimes relentless. It's just the way I roll. — Justin Thomas Copy Share Image
Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at. — Rajdeep Sarkar Copy Share Image
Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time. — Frederic Raphael Copy Share Image
My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that. — Tom Bergeron Copy Share Image
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Every single word you have spoken is sharp, sarcastic and twisted. When I thought you were abnormal you suddenly turned out to… — Jae Hee Copy Share Image
The characters are so flat and the dialogue so dull you expect it to be one of those movies whose existence is… — Kyle Smith Copy Share Image
He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I played a lot of sarcastic, wisecracking characters for a long time, and people would think that was me. And it's very… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this… — James Fallows Copy Share Image
“Sex is never about getting off. It's a physical form of communication, stripped of the linguistic armor inside of which people cloak… — Cate Holahan Copy Share Image
If he wants to tell you, he'll tell you. End of story, Rose. Besides, you certainly keep your share of secrets too.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love… — Jose Ortega y Gasset Copy Share Image
I am tired of reading reviews that call A Good Man brutal and sarcastic. The stories are hard but they are hard… — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
People are totally overusing LOL and a wink - and I'm very guilty of using the wink - that's probably my favourite… — Carly Pope Copy Share Image
“Wow,” he said, his voice as sarcastic as before. “I had no idea I was related to such an accomplished detective. Is… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Hey, pretty thing," he said. "What's in the bag?" "Holy water," said Jace, reappearing beside her as if he'd been conjured up… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I'm sketching ideas. They're a completely different way of working than working with editors at a magazine where you're always working with… — Max Vadukul Copy Share Image