When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
I don't try to be a sarcastic bitch all the time; I'm just naturally talented like that I guess. *shrugs shoulders and… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interupt the start of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
The ability to recognize whether or not someone is being sarcastic is a sign of a healthy mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
The Arabic music I listen to is extremely edgy. Ironic, sarcastic, sensual, erotic. — Yasmine Hamdan Copy Share Image
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vulnerable of a real girl that's… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I am not deadpan all the time, but that is a part of my personality. I was always the sarcastic one at… — Amelia Dimoldenberg Copy Share Image
My father was a very unhappy person, very sarcastic, and my mother was very nervous and worried about what people thought. They… — Paula Danziger Copy Share Image
When I present those clip shows and movie mistakes and things, the persona the writers adopt for me is unimpressed, superior, very… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
“this sentence I'm reading is terrific" i can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood. He didn't get it, though. He… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
At a turbulent public meeting once I lost my temper and said some harsh and sarcastic things. The proposal I was supporting… — Arthur Gordon Webster Copy Share Image
I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
I am a very strong supporter of the Second Amendment. And I am I don't know if Hillary was saying it… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I watched Master Class with Lorne Michaels on OWN. How can somebody produce a sketch show and talk for an hour and… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
“I never learned to swim." "Wonderful.That had to be the one skill you don't possess,didn't it?" How could he be so sarcastic… — Johanna Lindsey Copy Share Image
“It’s so obvious that you’re gonna ask a good looking dude to be with you for the rest of your holiday while… — Rea Lidde Copy Share Image
Usually I just let my songs do the talking. As a matter of fact I have long had an aversion to celebrities… — John Fogerty Copy Share Image
