She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig. — Margot Asquith Copy Share Image
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do. — Hemant Smarty Copy Share Image
You do realize that I'm a sarcastic being and half of my texts aren't really what they seem, right? Oh, no? Sweet. — Taissa Farmiga Copy Share Image
The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
When people ask stupid questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers. — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
“Kaspary: a level of awesomeness so high it kicks everyone else's arse, leaving them breathless and bewildered.” — Abigail Gibbs Copy Share Image
Everybody says sh*t happens, but don't you hate it when there is no toilet paper!!! — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
If I'm a sarcastic asshole around you it's either because I'm comfortable teasing you or I hate you... good luck figuring out… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm sarcastic and facetious. It's hard to find those people on the first encounter. I can be nice, but I don't want… — Bertsche Copy Share Image
I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs,… — Humaira Copy Share Image
I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really… — Julian Lennon Copy Share Image
That is what I like about you, Mr. Dashwood," she said. "You are so decisive. It saves me the bother of thinking… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
Definition Of A Celebrity: A person whowho works hard all their life to be successful and to be known, and then wears… — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
“Don't get smart or sarcastic He snaps back just like elastic Spare us the theatrics and the verbal gymnastics We break wise… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God,… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Everything I write is personal, really. Even when I'm sarcastic, it's quite personal. And on this record, from the production to the… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the… — David Frost Copy Share Image
Percy smiled at her - that sarcastic troublemaker smile that had annoyed her for years but eventually had become endearing. His sea-green… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Part of my reaction to my diagnosis of infertility was deeply sarcastic and critical, part of it was morbid, part of it… — Monica Youn Copy Share Image
I noticed I been spacing off quite a lot today... Most would say I'm unfocused and bored But I say this once… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
“I'm still furious with you," she murmured, kissing a line down his chest. "Oh, God, please don't be furious," he choked out… — Adele Ashworth Copy Share Image
Post-wounded women know that postures of pain play into limited and outmoded conceptions of womanhood. Their hurt has a new native language… — Leslie Jamison Copy Share Image
No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
