What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“All right. The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.” — John Green Copy Share Image
You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin. — Joe Orton Copy Share Image
As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people… — John Knowles Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you actually have to tell someone that you're being sarcastic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married. — Shelley Winters Copy Share Image
I want to break up too, because I couldn't stand another day being around you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She… — Daphne Zuniga Copy Share Image
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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Making others happy, through kindness of speech and sincerity of right advice, is a sign of true greatness. To hurt another soul… — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself,… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
My brother and I both like sarcastic, insulting comedy, so that's a way we communicate. Somehow that's what we learned. My mom… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
“Wait-you mean the Mall, as in a bunch of museums in DC that we would wander around and I'd pretend like I… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
[The papists] ought to have sympathy with us weak, poor Christians, and not condemn us or make fun of us because we… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Was he joking? Was he being sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or just courteous? There was no telling from his impassive face. What a… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
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I'm sorry for loving you, I'm sorry that I cared, I'm sorry for holding onto you but our love was rare. I'm… — Mahmoud El Hallab Copy Share Image
It was unnerving, the way she could go from cool efficiency to sarcastic to sweet within the space of thirty seconds. I… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Usually I just let my songs do the talking. As a matter of fact I have long had an aversion to celebrities… — John Fogerty Copy Share Image
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![“[The papists] ought to have sympathy with us weak, poor Christians, and not condemn us or make fun of us because we are learning so childishly to toddle along the benches, nay, to creep in the mire, and cannot skip and dance, on such light feet and legs, over and outside of God's commandments, as…” quote by Martin Luther](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79b/martin-luther-106_benches_the-papists-ought-to-have-sympathy-with_2321648.jpg)
