I'm so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying. — Mae West Copy Share Image
What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry, honey. Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Religion is like a pair of shoes…Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies. — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
A paper should be like a mini skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep it interesting. — Hemant Smarty Copy Share Image
Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR. — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
Every single word you have spoken is sharp, sarcastic and twisted. When I thought you were abnormal you suddenly turned out to… — Jae Hee Copy Share Image
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“Sex is never about getting off. It's a physical form of communication, stripped of the linguistic armor inside of which people cloak… — Cate Holahan Copy Share Image
If he wants to tell you, he'll tell you. End of story, Rose. Besides, you certainly keep your share of secrets too.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love… — Jose Ortega y Gasset Copy Share Image
I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vulnerable of a real girl that's… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Everything I write is personal, really. Even when I'm sarcastic, it's quite personal. And on this record, from the production to the… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the… — David Frost Copy Share Image
Part of my reaction to my diagnosis of infertility was deeply sarcastic and critical, part of it was morbid, part of it… — Monica Youn Copy Share Image
I noticed I been spacing off quite a lot today... Most would say I'm unfocused and bored But I say this once… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My mother, father and brothers (I was the youngest of three boys), were all very sarcastic and we were a complete Irish-Catholic… — Anthony Green Copy Share Image
“I'm still furious with you," she murmured, kissing a line down his chest. "Oh, God, please don't be furious," he choked out… — Adele Ashworth Copy Share Image
Post-wounded women know that postures of pain play into limited and outmoded conceptions of womanhood. Their hurt has a new native language… — Leslie Jamison Copy Share Image
Most of the world's work is done by people who don't feel very well. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
