She was a large woman who seemed not so much dressed as upholstered. — James M. Barrie Copy Share Image
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
“Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?” — Heidi McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“she was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own.” — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
Twitter is just full of silly little people enjoying being sarcastic and rude and mocking. — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
“Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
Happy Song' is a sarcastic open letter to the world about how we use superficial and trivial things to ignore the real… — Oliver Sykes Copy Share Image
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
You say you love me ... Aww muffin!! Acchhoo.. Sorry my allergies to bullshit is acting up, it's telling me that your… — Zabi Khojazada Copy Share Image
The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic. Then it flicked its whiskers and said, "Challenge her. There's… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Am I nice? At times(I can be nice)...ask me do I give AF?no...am I a asshole? Yes of course...if u can't read… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom asked me how was I going to dress this halloween. I replied sarcastically ''Like a hoe''. She thought it was… — Avalon Copy Share Image
“Number four—world domination. Number five—always be myself. Number six—get a haircut. Number seven— convince Kenzie to fall in love with me, get… — Erin Lynn Copy Share Image
Everything I write is personal, really. Even when I'm sarcastic, it's quite personal. And on this record, from the production to the… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the… — David Frost Copy Share Image
“Your perception is riveting, Amal," he says in a bored and sarcastic tone, dropping the note down on my desk. "It's comforting… — Randa Abdel-Fattah Copy Share Image
He has inhibited discussion by designating admonition as the method of dealing with a heretic- and the first method, too, because he… — Tertullian Copy Share Image
So yes, this is a show about an adolescent girl, her friends, and various vampires. Vampires writing in diaries, vampires attending high… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
Living under capitalism, I like learning to feel comfortable with activity that does not result in success — since non-success is the… — Terre Thaemlitz Copy Share Image
Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years… — Bryan Singer Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches?… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. — Pierre-Auguste Renoir Copy Share Image
He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin. — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
