Most of the world's work is done by people who don't feel very well. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent. — Hugh Leonard Copy Share Image
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.' — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made… — Mae West Copy Share Image
He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you. — Homer Copy Share Image
“A man is a penis-wrinkle when calling him a dickhead would be a compliment.” — NM Facile Copy Share Image
When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oscar Wilde always makes me smile - with respect and admiration. His short stories prove that it is possible to be both… — Orhan Pamuk Copy Share Image
I like a guy who's sarcastic, serious, sensitive - even just silent. But you have to do it at the right times.… — Moran Atias Copy Share Image
I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
They are possibly the dumbest people on the planet... We Americans suffer from an enforced ignorance. We don't know about anything that's… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me." "It does? Oh… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer, made her confident way towards… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand… — James M. Barrie Copy Share Image
Oh I see you shine bright like a diamond huh? Well that's cool. I think I'll pass on my value and worth… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
It was unnerving, the way she could go from cool efficiency to sarcastic to sweet within the space of thirty seconds. I… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I'm sorry for loving you, I'm sorry that I cared, I'm sorry for holding onto you but our love was rare. I'm… — Mahmoud El Hallab Copy Share Image
“Girls, on the other hand, have always come easy. I don't know why that is, exactly. Maybe it's the outsider vibe and… — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
For some are in the habit of carrying about the name in wicked guile, while they still practice things unworthy of God.… — Ignatius of Antioch Copy Share Image
“Why did you ask me to live with you? Werewolves hate vampires.” “I don’t,” said Kyle.” I’m not too fond of their… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
97% of people work a J.O.B( Just Over Broke). All of them want a M.B.A (Massive Bank Account). They are clueless on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Sarcastic Science, she would like to know, In her complacent ministry of fear, How we propose to get away from here When… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
