Sarcastic Quotes · Page 22

I can see that you're upset...Maybe you should post about it all over Facebook. That should eliminate any drama.

— Anonymous

Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can't tell if your being honest.

— Anonymous

Its annoying when my sister is a smartass in front of her friends. Sorry but youre not cool or funny for being…

— Anonymous

Put every great teacher in a room, and they'd agree about everything, but put their disciples in there and they'd argue about…

— Bruce Lee

I said [ Barack Obama], the founder of ISIS. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic.But not that sarcastic, to be honest with you.

— Donald Trump

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.

— Anonymous

The moment I start to care is the moment i've finally lost what little sanity i've miraculously held onto...either way,that's not good.

— Anonymous

“Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personæ folded in her hand.”

— George Eliot

Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend. girl:What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: you…

— Anonymous

A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of…

— Anonymous

Politicians say problems to teens happen because they are so ultra modern.. well, if you watch our dear nation's leaders car, t.v,…

— Rose Hathway

The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of…

— Ronald Reagan

Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what…

— Anonymous

“And what if you're trying to knock out another man," she said, sarcastic. There was no expression in his cool blue eyes.…

— Anne Stuart

It's a sort of piss-take on culture, because a drag queen is a clown - a parody of our society. It's a…

— RuPaul

It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest…

— Denise Caruso

Being a 2 sided bitch is hard isn't it? I don't know what side to slap first.

— Michiiko

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

— Jerry Seinfeld

She resembles the Venus de Milo: she is very old, has no teeth, and has white spots on her yellow skin.

— Heinrich Heine

Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of sexy.

— Anonymous

When someone calls and says is this Jerett? I say, No! It's Jake from StateFarm! and then I hang up with authority...

— Jerett Parker

Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their good side.

— Ludwig Borne

Scotland: That garret of the earth - that knuckle-end of England - that land of Calvin, oatcakes, and sulfur.

— Sydney Smith

He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

— Oscar Wilde

If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of my peers.

— Sean Penn

Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.

— Anonymous

I want to be taken seriously but I can't go like 5 minutes without joking or being sarcastic.

— Anonymous

You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of…

— Mark Twain

They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated…

— Hunter S. Thompson

“All of your sarcastic—" "Multilayered." "—answers will not help your cause. You're very flippant about these proceedings.”

— Kresley Cole

I've always been a sarcastic person and people I dated would say, 'Oh, you're hilarious,' but it never occurred to me to…

— Janelle James

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

— Mae West

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

— Oscar Wilde

The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

The human race is lucky I'm a nice girl, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.

— Airyell Speaks

You're right, all guys are the same. It has nothing to do with you exclusively dating douchebags.

— Anonymous

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.

— Anonymous

I don't know if Hillary [Clinton] was saying it in a sarcastic manner, but I'm very proud to have the endorsement of…

— Donald Trump

Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My…

— Anonymous

If I'm a sarcastic asshole around you it's either because I'm comfortable teasing you or I hate you... good luck figuring out…

— Nikhil Saluja