Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
After more than half a century (Sleeping Beauty), Disney finally know what the meaning of true love (Maleficent). — Alvin Copy Share Image
“God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Individuals who have a sarcastic personality tend to be more honest & upfront, the type of people you want as friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two… — Humaira Copy Share Image
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere. — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Chick flick is not a term used to praise a movie. Nobody says 'it's a great chick flick.' It's a way of… — Callie Khouri Copy Share Image
In my work, and in my psyche, there's some very sentimental, traditional, conventional side that's always in argument with a more radical,… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“So what's it to be, Bear?" Dev lifted his leg and gave a sarcastic slap to his thigh. "By golly, I'll take… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just… — Heath Ledger Copy Share Image
Seems like a lot of my generation as a whole is more concerned with being the cool kid; sarcastic, smug, or just… — Hayley Williams Copy Share Image
I thought I could make a sarcastic joke about it. But it's based on my own struggle with how much to give,… — Nicole Holofcener Copy Share Image
You have sensible women here [in England] but then, they are very devils--censorious, uncharitable, sarcastic--the women in Scotland have twice--thrice their freedom,… — Fanny Burney Copy Share Image
Here's to the ones who know me, the dumb asses who lost me, the lucky ones who get to meet me and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image