The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering! — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland. — Eugene McCarthy Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that. — Andrej Pejic Copy Share Image
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup. — Wilson Mizner Copy Share Image
Oh. So you chose a hoe for the night over the love of your life? Good choice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage.… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, 'It was… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
I would love to make a sarcastic film; I am so sarcastic that even my kids are now getting used to my… — Farah Khan Copy Share Image
There is a good news for you. you are going to usa soon. Some scientist will take you there. cuz they want… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Break my heart some more like never before. Why you're at it, you should just stomp on it. Nobody cares about my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man… — Seanbaby Copy Share Image
I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys .… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage. — Anne Bosworth Greene Copy Share Image
“Despite appearances I'm not a cynic. I'm a sarcastic pragmatist.” — Stephen "B5"Jones Copy Share Image
