Sarcastic Quotes · Page 15

Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else's status.

— Anonymous

I feel so miserable without you, its almost like having you here.

— Anonymous

The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas.

— Alfred de Vigny

If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything.

— Hillary Clinton

I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life.

— Reggie Lee

I heard youre a player. Nice to meet you, Im the coach

— Anonymous

Im not good at giving advice¦how about sarcasm?

— Humaira

B-e-f-o-r-e . Not B4 , we speak English not bingo.

— Anonymous

I always hear people say that only God can judge them, but I guess its because they have never been to court.

— Paballo Nhambiri

You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did…

— Pamela Hansford Johnson

21st Century is truly: LIFELESS Communication: WIRELESS Cooking:FIRELESS Youth:JOBLESS This Msg: MEANINGLESS Sender:PRICELESS Reader:USELESS...

— Anonymous

Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.

— Mahmoud Darwish

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

— Oscar Wilde

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.

— Sky Ferreira

For those who like to stir the pot...you should know what you're cooking before you get BURNED!!!

— Sarah Moores

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

— Benny Hill

EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the…

— Ambrose Bierce

I grew up in a family of ten. You had to have, like, a burst appendix to get the floor… My brothers…

— Mary Robison

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke.…

— Robin Williams

“Caroline's lips thinned, her face flushed. "My husband, sir, has more secrets in his tiny, insignificant mind than the entire British War…

— Adele Ashworth

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own…

— Spiro T. Agnew

Let me ruin your life, let me break your heart, then I'll ask you why we can't be friends. Let me rip…

— Anonymous

“I don’t even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a pretty good…

— Shannon L. Alder

So my friend's little brother pretended he was Superman, and I whispered to my friend that it was too imaginative. His brother…

— Anonymous

I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

— Anonymous

Ive said it once, and Ill say it again. I never repeat myself.

— Humaira

“The Sullivan family motto: Why Be Serious When You Can Be Sarcastic?”

— Kerry Winfrey

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.

— Wilfrid Sheed

Bitch...I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

— Shennon Fabiano

If you don't want sarcastic answers, don't ask stupid questions.

— Michael Angelo De Leon

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

— Anonymous

I'm busy now; can I ignore you some other time?

— Anonymous

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

— Alan Bennett

He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.

— Anonymous

I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligently beyond your understanding.

— Camilia

Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.

— Leonardo DiCaprio

She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak.

— Jeannette Walls

Did u ever notice that u can not spell AWESOME without ME

— Ash Sweeney

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

— Kin Hubbard

Oh you have swag? I bet that looks great on a resume...

— Anonymous