Sarcastic Quotes · Page 14

He could never see a belt without hitting below it.

— Margot Asquith

He made enemies as naturally as soap makes suds.

— Percival Wilde

America knows nothing of food, love, or art.

— Isadora Duncan

I will always love the false image I had of you.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm kind of sarcastic. Not cynical but sarcastic.

— Gal Gadot

“Every day is a gift. But some days are packaged better.”

— Sanhita Baruah

So does 'shuffle' mean playing all the songs you don't want to hear?

— Nikhil Saluja

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

— George Carlin

When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days.

— Anonymous

The Arabic music I listen to is extremely edgy. Ironic, sarcastic, sensual, erotic.

— Yasmine Hamdan

The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent.

— Hugh Leonard

Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'

— Joan Rivers

He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.

— Anton Chekhov

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made…

— Mae West

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

— George Carlin

Attention men! Your penis is not Pinocchio's nose! It will not get bigger if you lie!

— Sarah Moores

One of my first films was Zebrahead. I remember the producer asking me, "Can you handle the big lights?" And I thought,…

— Maryse Alberti

I'm very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I'm fake. I'm excited to meet new people, but I guess…

— Lyndsy Fonseca

My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She…

— Daphne Zuniga

“I fucking quote, "go full epic on my ass" if I didn't quit with my sarcastic ways. Please. I don't even know…

— Alex West

“eyes as she spoke. She sort of did it all the time, actually, making you unable to figure out when she was…

— Marian Tee

Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God,…

— David Letterman

“Edythe;s vibrant red coloring and her petite stature drew men to her side...that is,until they discovered her sarcastic, cutting wit, which often…

— Michele Sinclair

I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many…

— Joaquin Phoenix

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.

— Miles Kington

Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

— Mark Twain

She should get a divorce and settle down.

— Jack Paar

Now we know why some animals eat their own children.

— Anonymous

You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

— Anonymous

A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.

— Alexander Pope

Sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments

— Blossom

Oh you're talking to me, I thought you only spoke behind my back!

— Anonymous

If you cant beat them,arrange to have them beaten.

— Gerorge Carlin

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

— Dave Barry

Do you think it's a good idea to be sarcastic about slavery?

— Angela Rye

Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor

— Stephen King

The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.

— Oscar Wilde

Support your local Search and Rescue unit...get lost!

— Ana Chable

He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.

— Henry James

He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front.

— Leonard Louis Levinson