Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that. — Tom Bergeron Copy Share Image
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I'm sort of a needler, sarcastic and sometimes relentless. It's just the way I roll. — Justin Thomas Copy Share Image
Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at. — Rajdeep Sarkar Copy Share Image
Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time. — Frederic Raphael Copy Share Image
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“I'm sarcastic and facetious. It's hard to find those people on the first encounter. I can be nice, but I don't want… — Bertsche Copy Share Image
Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated.… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“What you are is an inteligent, sassy, sarcastic, cynical, neurotic, loyal, compassionate girl. That's what you are, OK? You're not a slut… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really… — Julian Lennon Copy Share Image
I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
That is what I like about you, Mr. Dashwood," she said. "You are so decisive. It saves me the bother of thinking… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
Definition Of A Celebrity: A person whowho works hard all their life to be successful and to be known, and then wears… — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
“Don't get smart or sarcastic He snaps back just like elastic Spare us the theatrics and the verbal gymnastics We break wise… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
