Sarcasm Quotes · Page 33

You know your childhood is pretty much over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the f*cking couch.

— Psyche_Zeroh

Bitch I'm Not Impressed , you must have got the Wrong Impression

— Syoung

“HIPPOCRATIC OATH, n. A promise that mainly pleases the prof: “I swear by Apollo Healer, by Asclepius, by Hygieia, by Panacea, and…

— Jonas Koblin

“Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars…

— Nenia Campbell

“Clever is when one is crafty enough to mistake your imagination for intelligence. Smart is when one assumes they are too educated…

— Kerry E. Wagner

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

— Tom Bergeron

“Min aska kommer sprida värme.”

— Leon Noips

Sarcasm is always perceived as an attack.

— Marshall Sylver

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

— Oscar Wilde

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.

— Irvin S. Cobb

“Los hombres son dioses muertos.”

— Carlos Díaz Dufoo Hijo

I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.

— Arthur Conan Doyle

I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.

— Allan Sloan

“August stared at her, aghast. "Did I know that kissing you would bring your soul to surface? That - THAT - would…

— Victoria Schwab

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

— Darynda Jones

“I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my…

— Tim Minchin

“Andrew just shrugged, and I fiddled with the napkin in my lap while glancing idly around the restaurant. The obligatory mirrors hung…

— Alicia Thompson

I love everybody...!!! Some I love to be around, some I love 2 avoid, and others I love to punch in the face......

— Anonymous

“What? Really? And I thought I was just emotionally withdrawn.” She pulled her feet up, hugging her knees. “I’m also incapable going…

— Marissa Meyer

It's funny how people never notice your good deeds, instead they notice your mistakes.

— Anonymous

The word Cunt was added to the dictionary to describe people like u..

— SouL

Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself.

— Frank Capra

I always get the better when I argue alone.

— Oliver Goldsmith

I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I…

— Mark Twain

Can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter.

— Psyche_Zeroh