“The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus by Amelia C. Houghton Yesterday's Classics Chapel Hill, North Carolina” — Amelia C. Houghton Copy Share Image
I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Once I played Santa Claus for my nieces and nephews. I did the whole 'HO-HO-HO' thing. It was good fun! — Hayden Christensen Copy Share Image
'The Santa Claus' with Tim Allen, I watch it in July. I think he's so funny. — Patrick Corbin Copy Share Image
This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found. — Paul Park Copy Share Image
Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Human life [is] ... a process of filling in time until the arrival of death, or Santa Claus, with very little choice,… — Eric Berne Copy Share Image
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
“He said that every time that one person did something nice or helpful for another person it was because we held the… — Holly Rayner Copy Share Image
I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy'… — Stacy Keibler Copy Share Image
You never realize how much your mother loves you till you explore the attic - and find every letter you ever sent… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
One of the saddest days of my life was when my mother told me Superman did not exist. I was like what… — Geoffrey Canada Copy Share Image
Gradually the awful truth dawns on you: that Santa Claus was just the tip of the iceberg - that your future will… — Paul Murray Copy Share Image
I did some reading to prep for Expelled. I read one book cover to cover, From Darwin to Hitler , and that… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
“Winny had learned from books... you had to be tested in life to discover who you were and what you were capable… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
HOLLY KING is a symbol of the waning forces of Nature... The Holly King is depicted as an old man in winter… — Raven Grimassi Copy Share Image
I'd like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus! — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland Copy Share Image
“So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list?” — Zoe Forward Copy Share Image
If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“Like Santa Claus. You adults pretend he doesn't exist, but we know that he really does.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We were wised up early to not celebrating our birthdays and that there was no Santa Claus and no magic. — Stephen Glover Copy Share Image
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. — Bob Phillips Copy Share Image
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it. — Patti Page Copy Share Image
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
If you go to a restaurant with Tom Cruise, it's like walking in with Santa Claus. Everybody is in a better mood… — Doug Liman Copy Share Image
“I’d like to know if you’re also responsible for Santa Claus, New York in the autumn, and the production and timely distribution… — Christopher Grey Copy Share Image
You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa Claus and… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
![“Human life [is] ... a process of filling in time until the arrival of death, or Santa Claus, with very little choice, if any, of what kind of business one is going to transact during the long wait.” quote by Eric Berne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/548/eric-berne-23256_arrivals_human-life-is-a-process-of-filling-in-ti_2271008.jpg)
![“I'd like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just a little copter shot. He really wanted this one helicopter shot, and Disney wouldn't give him the money. Just wouldn't give him the money. Every day, he was talking to the studio…” quote by Bill Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/9f4/bill-murray-1709_budgets_i-d-like-santa-claus-to-give-wes-anderso_1205296.jpg)
