Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
What, are you doing? Aside from getting your sandwich cold." "I’m making a snow angel. Don’t you know what that is?" "Yes,… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. — Pharrell Williams Copy Share Image
He added that a Frenchman in the train had given him a great sandwich that so stank of garlic that he had… — Ford Madox Ford Copy Share Image
I was raised on T.V. dinners because in those days, they were considered a well-balanced meal. And when I was sick, my… — Lindsay Wagner Copy Share Image
soon I'll finish this 5th of Puerto Rican rum. in the morning I'll vomit and shower, drive back in, have a sandwich… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
I'm not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things. — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
This deal is a sugar-coated satan sandwich. If you lift the bun, you will not like what you see. — Emanuel Cleaver Copy Share Image
Isn't food important? Why not "universal food coverage"? If politicians and employers had guaranteed us "free" food 50 years ago, today Democrats… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Gregory,” she said, “you cannot leave me here. What if someone finds you and removes you from the house? Who will know… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I-I don't usually go around throwing rocks at people's windows. Or saying that I've wanted to kiss you since your first day… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
Grandpa did everything at his own pace, a speed that my sister and I referred to as 'when snails attack.' ... My… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open TWO jars! I can't be opening and closing… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Everyone prefers some foods over others, but some adults take this tendency to an extreme. These people tend to prefer the kinds… — Andrew Weil Copy Share Image
I draw hundreds and hundreds of pictures of sort of gnarly looking men, so I don't know what that tells you. People… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
And when I look at a history book and think of the imaginative effort it has taken to squeeze this oozing world… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
You have to keep in mind that there's a number of logistical hurdles that they have to jump through in Europe in… — Rukmini Maria Callimachi Copy Share Image
You sit down at Katz's and you eat the big bowl of pickles and you're eating the pastrami sandwich, and halfway through… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
There is a curious relationship between a candidate and the reporters who cover him. It can be affected by small things like… — Ronald Steel Copy Share Image