What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles.… — Dianne Wiest Copy Share Image
It has been well said that a hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. — Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr Copy Share Image
Some people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn… — Roy Keane Copy Share Image
I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread. — Jeff Mauro Copy Share Image
I ordered a club sandwich, but I'm not even a member. "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "Well, so… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
In the case of some women, orgasms take quite a bit of time. Before signing on with such a partner, make sure… — Bruce Jay Friedman Copy Share Image
Sandwich outdoors isn’t a sandwich anymore. Tastes different than indoors, notice? Got more spice. Tastes like mint and pinesap. Does wonders for… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is great for keeping records and putting down details, but… — T. Boone Pickens Copy Share Image
I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I'm a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I'll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich. — Alber Elbaz Copy Share Image
In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
One Dad I know uses what I call Post-It® Note therapy on his children. He leaves sticky Post-It Notes everywhere ...in their… — Jack Canfield Copy Share Image
Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card. — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I am thinking of actual cases of adolescents, lets say, who think they have five hundred friends, because there are five hundred… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it,… — Mykelti Williamson Copy Share Image
We have some breaking news from our dedicated kale coverage desk here at NPR.Starting now, Chick-fil-A has kale on its menu next… — Ari Shapiro Copy Share Image
(A manager) once confided in me she liked to picture in her mind's eye that every employee was wearing one of those… — James Hunter Copy Share Image
Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
There is an apocalyptic view to this that is actually kind of appealing, which is the only way to kill big government… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I could worry that I'm going to bleed to death, you know, from cutting my finger on a sandwich packet, you know,… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
