I can see close up and my husband can see far away, so we're covered. He tells me who's in the movie… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The problem is that humans have victimized animals to such a degree, that they aren't even considered victims. They aren't even considered… — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
All I'm telling you to do is to be smart about it. Know that if this man isn't looking for a serious… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
Its hard in the firehouse to avoid the dessert thing. At 3 in the morning after some emergency, I have been known… — Caroline Paul Copy Share Image
One day old Thrashbarg said that Almighty Bob had declared that he, Thrashbarg, was to have first pick of the sandwiches. The… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Bottled water costs about 2000 times more than tap water. Can you imagine paying 2000 times the price of anything else? How… — Annie Leonard Copy Share Image
A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted. — Sol Wachtler Copy Share Image
You know, I've been thinking. Everybody makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but usually the jelly drips over the side and the… — Homer Copy Share Image
I always eat mac and cheese. That's what I'm known for, just very simple food: sandwiches, French fries, very unhealthy, but yeah… — Bethany Mota Copy Share Image
If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had… — Mark Mobius Copy Share Image
I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, I'll have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled… — Ana Ortiz Copy Share Image
I saw something in the store the other day that I don't understand: that peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Being on the road is no excuse for having a poor diet. I don't like fast food, but if I have to,… — Triple H Copy Share Image
The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The problem is that humans have victimized animals to such a degree that they are not even considered victims. They are not… — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
If God is watching us, as some believers suggest, as though we were a television show and God had a lot of… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever written anything even remotely naturalistic. The closest probably would be seen as 'Frankie and Johnny,' and that's… — Terrence McNally Copy Share Image
Oh yeah? What did you have last night?" "Turkey sandwich on wheat. With a pickle." "And the night before?" "Turkey sandwich on… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Psychiatry in this place is like serving an in-flight meal in the middle of a plane crash. If I wanted to make… — Chris Cleave Copy Share Image
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body — Anonymous Copy Share Image
