Right after we invaded Iraq, I put a sign on my lawn that said "War is not the answer." That sign was… — Paul Haggis Copy Share Image
It rang and it rand and it rang. I looked at the screen one last time, then at Stuart, and then I… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
John Bunyan, author of the classic book the Pilgrim’s Progress, said “You have not lived today until you have done something for… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
I'm not a smuggler, I'm a missionary. I have chosen to be obedient and not turn away from danger. So when government… — Andrew van der Bijl Copy Share Image
I don't gravitate toward any particular genre. I like to do things that interest me, regardless of genre. I've had a blast… — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
The field was even greener than my boy's mind had pictured it. In later years, friends of ours visited Ireland and said… — Duke Snider Copy Share Image
Boys are the cash of war. Whoever said: we're not free spenders- doesn't know our like. — John Ciardi Copy Share Image
When I started, the press credentials said 'No women or children in the press box,' ... There are a lot of things… — Lesley Visser Copy Share Image
If you can somehow force a liberal into a point-counterpoint argument, his retorts will bear no relation to what you’ve said -… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
You don't know how to pray? Put yourself in the presence of God, and as soon as you have said, 'Lord, I… — Josemaria Escriva Copy Share Image
By the way, you guys seriously screwed up just now. (Nero) We know. (They said in unison.) Yeah, well, what you don’t… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Easy there," Zach said when I stumbled into him. "Now's probably not the time to get handsy. You might want to control… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Don't blame you," said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Obamacare is a disaster. And you remember, I called that from before it was approved. I said, "This can't work, because it's… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I've often said to young songwriters when they want to write with me, 'Let's take a stab at ten songs, and we… — Rodney Crowell Copy Share Image
Oh, you're one of those,' the princess said. 'One of what?' 'One of those who needs to be told their worth over… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
It must be hard being you,” she said. “Mr. Perfect on the outside. Dr. Evil on the inside.” “It’s not that hard.… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
I was at a small private school in London. I wasn't very academic. My dad said to me, 'OK, you might as… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
I can look back at things I've done and said and worn and be completely humiliated by them, but I can never… — Debby Ryan Copy Share Image
Then why are you getting dressed?” “Maybe I don’t like being the only naked one in the room,” I said sarcastically. And… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
I'm not worried about walking the streets and looking over my shoulder because of something I might have said. — Andy Garcia Copy Share Image
There is something particularly unique about the films of Hong Sang-soo...it's got to do with his masterful sense of storytelling... as the… — Martin Scorsese Copy Share Image
A relationship is an imaginative act, it's an act of creation. Someone said to me the other day that a relationship between… — Keanu Reeves Copy Share Image
You are too young to know how the world changes everyday,' said Mrs Creakle, 'and how the people in it pass away.… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
But you ain't part of it, are you?" said Granny conversationally. "You try, but you always find yourself watchin' yourself watchin' people,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Senator Mitch McConnell, the Republican leader in the Senate, said that Republicans' number one priority was the defeat of President Obama. — Steny Hoyer Copy Share Image
Harry, guess what?" said Tonks from her perch on top of the washing machine, and she wiggled her left hand at him;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I actually tried to think of the story [Room] in gender-neutral terms at first and said to myself, "OK, would this work… — Emma Donoghue Copy Share Image
So you see,' said Stepan Arkadyich, 'you're a very wholesome man. That is your virtue and your defect. You have a wholesome… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
The future is always a wholeness, a sameness. We're all tall and happy there,' she said. 'This is why the future fails.… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
We have always said that we are libertarians. If people want to do business with China, they can. — Javier Milei Copy Share Image
A guest at a dinner party observed the strange expression on James Thurber's face. 'Don't be concerned,' said Thurber's wife. 'He's writing.' — Sophy Burnham Copy Share Image
Behind him the Master of Ceremonies cleared his throat. His eyes took on a distant, glazed look.The Stealer of Souls, he said… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I'm always fighting with profanity and Christian comedy. I'm telling you, it's always a fight. Because my father said to me, he… — Kym Whitley Copy Share Image
[Sam Phillips] laughed at me. I just didn't like the way I Walk The Line sounded to me. I didn't know I… — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five what remains?" "Three hundred and sixty-four, of course." Humpty Dumpty looked doubtful,… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image