Said Quotes · Page 137

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

— Jerry Lawler

If we all said to people's faces what we say behind one another's backs, society would be impossible.

— Honore de Balzac

“I want to kill you!!!’ said crazy mommy of newborn baby!”

— Steven Magee

I had a nice read on the putt and I said to myself, 'This is for you, Jesus, ' and knocked it…

— Aaron Baddeley

“Why did you make me?" you said. "I made you so that I could love you," I said.”

— Karin Tidbeck

“You don't love people," he said. "You love what they do to you.”

— Claire Vaye Watkins

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,

— Woody Allen

There is something to be said for being older - and memories.

— Lee Radziwill

Okay," I said, clasping her hand. "I swear it. The next time I do something stupid that might get me killed, you…

— Richelle Mead

In a polling conducted by the Wall Street Journal, 11 out of 12 Americans said they oppose the taking of private property,…

— Jim Ryun

What about snipers?" I once asked someone. He said, "Oh, most of the snipers have automatic weapon. They arent very accurate.

— P. J. O'Rourke

If you're still doing what mommy and daddy said for you to do (go to school, get a job, and save money),…

— Robert Kiyosaki

One nanny said, "Feed a cold"; she was a neo-Keynesian. Another nanny said, "Starve a cold"; she was a monetarist.

— Harold MacMillan

The media loves to take things like that [Rocky Marciano couldn't hold my jockstrap] out of context. There was no harm meant…

— Larry Holmes

Don’t,” Michael said. It was soft, and it was a warning, through and through. “You try to hurt her again and I’ll…

— Rachel Caine

We are seekers of the truth, but we do not embody the truth. And in humility, we should recognize that the same…

— John C. Danforth

Man, you cannot be real," the human said softly. "Why not?" "You just can't." She laughed a little. "Well, I am." He…

— J.R. Ward

It cannot be said too often that actions are good or bad in the light of consequences, and that a clear perception…

— Robert Green Ingersoll

So say I’m your mom.' 'What?' I said. 'I’m your mom,' he repeated. 'Now tell me you want to quit modeling.' I…

— Sarah Dessen

Did you fall in love with her?" "I care about her. A lot." "You're not supposed to marry someone if you don't…

— Lisa Kleypas

What was most striking about the Obama speech in Berlin was not anything he said so much as the alternative reality it…

— Frank Rich

Dess shook her head. "Before he walked off, Rex said for you to wait. He said it's totally important you don't touch…

— Scott Westerfeld

The Mayas, our grandparents, always said; every human being occupies a small piece of time. Time itself is much longer, and because…

— Rigoberta Menchu

I played Thersites and I remember we were also doing some places out of town before starting our run at The Old…

— Matt Lucas

“Everyone always said that love was enough. It wasn't. Not when your soul was shattered.”

— Abbi Glines

Fiction may be said to be the caricature of history.

— Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

I'm always happy," Sasha said. "Sometimes I just forget.

— Jennifer Egan

He said true things, but called them by wrong names.

— Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Monsters,' her dad said, a tear tracing his cheek. 'I live in a world of monsters.

— Rick Riordan

“It was unforgiveable,” I said. “But I forgive you.”

— Jamie McGuire

Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said.

— Dale Carnegie

“But then you left exactly how all the sad songs said you would”

— Andrew Faulkner

Words of the jargon sound as if they said something higher than what they mean.

— Theodor Adorno

In a world that is so vicious to us all I said, "Hi," as he replied.

— Nevershoutnever

I asked the Mesquite coach who he thought the best team in Mesquite is. He said they were about even.

— James Wright

Ive said it once, and Ill say it again. I never repeat myself.

— Humaira

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"

— Steven Wright

Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.'

— Kate Clinton

And like my dad always said, the first step is always the hardest.

— Sarah Dessen

Take a good rest, small bird," he said. "Then go in and take your chance like any man or bird or fish.

— Ernest Hemingway