The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race?… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
The people who whine about Fox News are hypocrites - they say they're totally tolerant, but when they run into someone who… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
When you are so obsessed with identity politics it's not healthy because you're constantly worried about how you're perceived as opposed to… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
When you have a TV show or when you are running a magazine, you have to remember that your audience isn't rich.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Republicans do actually care about health care. They just don't care about government-run health care. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“Politics is way cool, as long as it’s progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians.” — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I haven`t used that word since I was 7 years old. I don`t understand Donald Trump. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
At a certain point, we need to figure out how to reward those who choose a path that offers, often, almost no reward. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
How odd that the proponents of free expression think 'free' only applies to them. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“separately.) The truth is that conservatives do have the cool message.” — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
