Ridiculous Quotes · Page 31

The prices are ridiculous... I don't see how people can go back and forth to work or to school. How can we…

— Dorothy Thompson

'Duck Dynasty' is a ridiculous show, and long may it wave. America and democracy will endure. They've seen a lot worse.

— Henry Rollins

Oscar night is a ridiculous night where you go to these parties and you see everyone that you've ever wanted to work…

— Jordana Brewster

Today you have something like A Film by Joe Harry. That is patently asinine and ridiculous.

— Elmer Bernstein

My brother is a policeman; my sister's an English teacher. When I hear what they make versus what I make, it's ridiculous.

— Robert Sean Leonard

Twitter's great because people can say whatever they want, they can feel like they're the biggest hero or they can just be…

— Joe Ingles

If you were to hold me to a standard of, 'What are you doing, singing about a scratch-off ticket at your level…

— Brad Paisley

I'm on my own, luckily doing well, but like I said, we don't make a ridiculous amount of money and I have…

— Jonathan Horton

Health is so important now, it's ridiculous - the body has become frightening, this thing that will kill you if you don't…

— Jenny Hval

If you have to fight an enemy at a critical point in time, and you have an ally who happens to be…

— Natan Sharansky

I have so many pairs of oxfords; it's ridiculous. It started because at my school you have to wear oxfords for our…

— Yara Shahidi

Do you miss Wales?” Tessa inquired. Will shrugged lightly. “What’s to miss? Sheep and singing,” he said. “And the ridiculous language. Fe…

— Cassandra Clare

Where I came from, the idea of going into show business was just ridiculous; in fact I didn't tell anybody because I…

— Michelle Pfeiffer

We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain,…

— Andy Richter

The wrap party for the 'Lorna Doone' TV series was pretty special. We went to about four clubs, then four people's houses,…

— Amelia Warner

Because there’s a clock attached to every beautiful woman. From the second she comes into her own, she begins to decline, because…

— Paul Rudnick

Tell me what game Steph Landry and I used to play in the big dirt pile they made while they were digging…

— Meg Cabot

You're scaring me," Jack's voice finally cut through, and I opened my eyes, barely able to see him. "okay, good, yes, breathe.…

— Kiersten White

She blinked. "Hmm? Oh, don't care. What did Anubis look like to you?" "What did... he looked like a guy. So?" "A…

— Rick Riordan

I was fooling around one day and looking at Yahoo! Jobs. I typed in "photo" and, of course, what comes up is…

— Jeff Vespa

Shebna scraped the tablet clean and began drawing circles in the soft clay. "Suppose you had six figs and you ate two.…

— Lynn Austin

I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be…

— Larry David

Imagine a world in which generations of human beings come to believe that certain films were made by God or that specific…

— Sam Harris

A man who has cured himself of all ridiculous prepossessions, and is fully, sincerely, and steadily convinced, from experience as well as…

— David Hume

Celebrity is ridiculous and silly and it's mad that people like me are listened to - you know, rap stars and movie…

— Bono

Some things are so tragic that you don't know what's funny in it, and some things are so ridiculous you don't know…

— Larry Wilmore

Whenever you say it's going to be a better day than usual it manages to screw up in ridiculous ways you never…

— Anonymous

If you get a wrinkle, I don't feel that's indicative of your losing ground. That's ridiculous.

— Leighton Meester

It's ridiculous to think that you get to play a game you love for a job you get paid for.

— Brady Quinn

I've learned in my years as a journalist that when a politician says 'That's ridiculous' you're probably on the right track

— Amy Goodman

My jet lag is getting a bit ridiculous. But, you know, it's first-world problems. It's a wonderful problem, 'Oh I have to…

— Margot Robbie

I grew up with siblings, so if I could just snap my fingers and have four [children], I would have four

— Kim Kardashian

It is not our criminal actions that require courage to confess, but those which are ridiculous and foolish.

— Jean-Jacques Rousseau

This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are…

— George W. Bush

Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato.

— Anonymous

Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their…

— Christopher Moore

After the war, and until the day of his death, his position on almost every public question was either mischievous or ridiculous,…

— Theodore Roosevelt

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is…

— Lenny Bruce

Beth: "You're ridiculous." Xavier: "I think you mean irresistible." Beth: "Yes, ridiculously irresistible.

— Alexandra Adornetto

The argument over whether a college football team could beat an NFL team is ridiculous and asinine...not a chance in hell.

— Anonymous