“Relax, Skeeve! This'll be easy, Skeeve! Trust me, Skeeve!' Boy Aahz, when you miss a call you don't do it small, do you?" "Shut up, kid!” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“The Demon curled its lips back, revealing a double row of needle-sharp teeth. I considered changing my chosen course of action; I considered fainting.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that he had… — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Please ta meetcha, kid. I'm Aahz." "Oz?" "No Relation." "No relation to what?" I asked, but he was examining the room again.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“My colleagues and I feel that independents like ElfQuest are nothing but sheep in wolves' clothing."- S. Lee” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Guys getting in shape before joining an exercise class was not unlike the thing women do when they clean up before the maid comes.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“a feat which is not unlike tryin’ to hold a large beach ball under water while doin’ needlepoint,” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Now that we've got the whole story," he said solemnly, "now you can panic.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
