Pussy Quotes · Page 2

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

— Charlie Sheen

He left a clean pussy for a dirty pussy that's been around 3 states. If I thought the bitch had no shame,…

— Caroline Ortiz Melo

A lot of people would say "well that's not a bad reputation. you sound like a pussy" and I would say yea.…

— Joan Jett

If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death.

— Dave Mustaine

Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system!

— Doug Stanhope

I want a bad boy in public, and a pussy cat at home.

— Christina Aguilera

When I was born, my momma pussy had the new car smell.

— Ryan Montgomery

The lack of imagination or invention most people display in naming pussies is almost beyond credence.

— Carl Van Vechten

“A woman's power source is from the pussy.”

— Robert Black

Can't is for pussies.

— Allison Pearson

I helped deliver one of my best friend's children. I just was so amazed by my friend, because she was not just…

— Margaret Cho

There are no shortcuts. The fact that a shortcut is important to you means that you are a pussy.

— Mark Rippetoe

Well you've got a job and I've heard it before, and you're in the same line as Pussy Galore.

— Steve Miller

Shirts are for pussies. I take my pants off!

— Linden Ashby

You ain't as hard as you act. When I GPS 'pussy,' I end up at your welcome mat...

— Vakill

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

— Katt Williams

Uh, pussy ass nigga stop hating

— Muniir Zero

Chaka, I know that pussy hairy. Sade, ooooh, I know that pussy tight.

— The Notorious B.I.G

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.

— Joe Rogan

“Here, and it goes on to appear now, she comes, a peacefugle, a parody's bird, a peri potmother, a pringlpik in the…

— James Joyce

I just got really desperate to pay rent. It was weird, man. I had to wrestle a fake pussy off a crack…

— Gold Panda

Pussy power's pulling me down, down, down, down. When it's there and I can't have it, I get real real rabid.

— Iggy Pop

A lot of times females are in charge because they kind of have the pussy power. If they say, "I'm you're prostitute,"…

— Lykke Li

Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.

— Frankie Boyle

My fiction is a very accurate reflection of the world we live in. Certainly, in some stories, that reflection is amplified but…

— Roxane Gay