Have you ever been with a girl, you had an argument and you wanted to make up with her? As long as… — RZA Copy Share Image
Niggas know my pussy taste like mango-tango so they put a couple karats in my ankle bangles — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
I have rejected Juventus four times; it's a beautiful pussy that doesn't get me horny. — Antonio Cassano Copy Share Image
If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Everyone in Seattle is a total pussy when it comes to snow. The whole city shut down, the place looked like an… — Hamilton Leithauser Copy Share Image
Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev can no longer attend concerts by his favorite group Deep Purple without having to fear that the musicians… — Alexei Navalny Copy Share Image
Secretly everybody's getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That's the kiss-ass generation we're in right now. We're really in a pussy… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
“You can always tell what the pussy will be like, when you kiss the lips.” — Robert Black Copy Share Image
In high school I was a jazz nerd, listened to a lot of Bud Powell and Thelonious Monk and stuff like that.… — Bill Orcutt Copy Share Image
I get to represent somebody I don't think is getting represented right now. The regular dude: the guy who believes in God… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
But then again, those who argue against squatting and deadlifting on the same day may just be pussies. — Mark Rippetoe Copy Share Image
Please don't bite baby, I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady... She let me hide my weed in her… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?! — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
I wanna take it deeper than money, pussy, vacation and influence a generation that's lacking in patience — Drake Copy Share Image
“It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Americans are desperately, here on the West Coast, buying up and hoarding iodine pills... Isn't it great that in a land that… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Came out my mama's pussy, I'm on welfare. Twenty-six years old, still on welfare. — Ol' Dirty Bastard Copy Share Image
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