“It does not matter. The joke is we all have the same punch line.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
When I'm directing actors, I often find myself slipping in sports metaphors, like: 'Don't go for the punch line here, just put… — Mark Waters Copy Share Image
When you take a pause before delivering your punch line, you will be using silence as a creative entity in itself. — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
Even for natives, French satire is rarely laugh-out-loud funny. Its unspoken punch line is typically that things have gone irrevocably wrong, and… — Pamela Druckerman Copy Share Image
“she is not a porn category or the type you look for on a friday night she is not needy or easy… — Rupi Kaur Copy Share Image
Well, in theory, we're both millionaires, but in reality, we live with a bunch of whores. -Allie's father (delivering the punch line… — The Notebook Copy Share Image
“The punch line is ‘knock the morale of an employee and organizational productivity is punctured’.” — Henrietta Newton Martin Copy Share Image
“Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo," which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
One must remember that in the '70s, Democrats still grasping for Camelot were desperately pinning their hopes on Teddy while Republicans were… — Chuck Todd Copy Share Image
“Helen felt as if the whole world had turned into some gigantic punch line that she had waited patiently for, and then… — Josephine Angelini Copy Share Image
If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
“If a faerie, a vampire, and a demon walk into a bar, you wait for the punch line. At Private Eye, when… — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
For me, it's a bigger challenge, it's much harder to do and much more rewarding to do well, then just to think… — Humphrey Lyttelton Copy Share Image
I have rage and anger issues. So I get mad about stuff in real life, and then I yell about it onstage,… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
“You've got to face facts and the fact is life is a joke, a fucking bad joke, or, no, a bad fucking… — Jeet Thayil Copy Share Image
“In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine joke; a long joke that's being continually retold in an accent too thick and… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“There are times when you've personally known things to misfire--the sentence that fell badly, the dull gift, slapdash comment, hobbled punch line,… — A.L. Kennedy Copy Share Image
The thing I was beginning to figure out about Sam and Grace, the thing about Sam not being able to function without… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“I think about failure a lot lately. Staring out of city bus windows at the passing streetlights. Scanning bar codes. Making chitchat… — Kenny Porpora Copy Share Image
“You know what you need?" Giguhl said. I raised a brow, bracing myself for a punch line. "A to-do list. Might help… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Confidence don't mean jack shit in the real world, sis," she once said. I feel myself finding the courage to trust those… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
I gotta find a way, lookin for direction/ Lovin any fan that I see standin in my section/ Laughin at you tough… — Tactics Copy Share Image
Before I was a Discordian, I took life much too seriously. When you take life too seriously you start to wonder what… — Kerry Thornley Copy Share Image
“Just like Black Bottom,” Passalos agreed. “Black Bottom?” Leo resisted the urge to jump at the dwarfs’ feet again. He was sure… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“There was a dragon who had a long-standing obsession with a queen's breasts," she said, growing breathless. "The dragon knew the penalty… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Even if I hadn’t a gag of magic in my mouth, I wouldn’t have dared spoken. Tristan peered at me as though… — Danielle L. Jensen Copy Share Image
“Is that a no?" I said. "No. I mean.." He struggled for the smile again. "I'm just waiting for the punch line.… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I would tell you a joke about Chris Brown and Rihanna but you'd never get the punch line .-. — Lyndon Renison Swasey Jr Copy Share Image
“The setup is where the pattern is established and everything goes in the same direction. The punch line is where a train… — Andrii Sedniev Copy Share Image
“In sign, you more often than not start a story with the punch line. It’s the telling that is important.” — Lou Ann Walker Copy Share Image
“Sometimes a well-placed sound effect can be more poignant than a boxing glove-sized punch line.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When you're 89, dementia develops. I mean, I've told a story onstage, and I'm telling it with a full heart, and I… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
“I didn’t hear what was said, but I laughed, because I was too embarrassed to embarrass him by breaking up his punch… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a… — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
