“The situation was so ridiculously bad it could have been the punch line of a joke, and if I hadn’t been the… — Rachel Bach Copy Share Image
Pulling a gun's trigger can be an appalling act. But if it is suicidal drawing fire to save someone, it has an… — Robert M. Sapolsky Copy Share Image
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line… — Sylvester McCoy Copy Share Image
I'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife. — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
“Presidents, even when they get some things right, never cease to be punch lines, and it was telling that Nixon regarded his… — Nancy Gibbs; Michael Duffy Copy Share Image
“Hip-hop has always been controversial, and for good reason. When you watch a children's show and they've got a muppet rapping about… — Jay-Z Copy Share Image
I've always felt that there's a lot of similarity between doing a comedy and doing a scary movie because jokes and scares… — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
I often speak publicly, and when I do, I also get to listen to other presenters. The most memorable are the ones… — Lewis Howes Copy Share Image
I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
As far as outlining is concerned, I don't outline humor. I might right down a word or two to remind myself of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
You know that old joke about the guy who lives to be 104? The punch line goes something like 'If I knew… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
“The story was an 82 year old guy with a broken neck. He had apparently fallen in his bathroom that morning, cracking… — Terrence Holt Copy Share Image
Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house… — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
I've spent my fortune, tarnished my public view and made myself the brunt of punch line after punch line. — Mindy McCready Copy Share Image
I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
“There are jokes about breast surgeons. You know-- something like-- I've seen more breasts in this city than-- I don't know the… — Sarah Ruhl Copy Share Image
“In 2014, when he first seriously began to consider running for president, Melania was one of the few who thought it was… — Michael Wolff Copy Share Image
Ew. Someone put the dog out, "Rosalie murmured wrinkling her nose. Have you herd this one, Psycho? how do a blond's brain… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“I went to the doctor," said the woman next to Ethel. "I said to him, 'I've got an itchy twat.'" [...] She… — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
“Because you’re looking for something temporary. Something fun to play with.” I leaned even closer to deliver my punch line—the one that… — Laurelin Paige Copy Share Image
“I'm Ukrainian, actually. And I'm making my signature dish," he said slowly, meeting Ibáñez's stare. "More shocking than Rocky Mountain oysters." He… — Daria Lavelle Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn’t tell if it was because you were sad or because… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional, Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal, I never ate… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
