I was worried about my mom more than I was worried about the president. And then I was worried about the president,… — Monica Lewinsky Copy Share Image
President Bush gave a rousing speech to the United Nations General Assembly. Afterward, in a touching show of support, every foreign dignitary… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The trouble with ghostwriting is that it raises the issue of whether the president is in a state of diminished responsibility for… — Jonathan Raban Copy Share Image
How many watched the President's speech last night? [half-hearted audience applause] How many watched American Idol ? [thundering applause] Okay, there you… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
At the age of 12 my ambition was to become a gangster. To be a wiseguy. Being a wiseguy was better than… — Henry Hill Copy Share Image
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
President Murabak has been a U.S. ally for decades. He was a guarantor of some degree of peace in the Middle East… — Vaclav Havel Copy Share Image
Study hard; and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it: Even then, you'll never make as much money… — George H. W. Bush Copy Share Image
America is a powerful country and it has earned the right that nobody from the outside can interfere with it or comment… — Vladimir Putin Copy Share Image
In theory, at least, all presidents are servants of the people who elected them. In the case of Barack Obama, it has… — Charlie Pierce Copy Share Image
My approach to cutting spending as president, is to do a ten percent across the board cut of all federal agencies, and… — Herman Cain Copy Share Image
Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
As president, I will take that common ground and sign the Pain Capable Unborn Child Protection Act. I will stop allowing taxpayer… — Carly Fiorina Copy Share Image
With a normal president like President [Barack] Obama, he says a word, and that's because there has been some thought that he's… — David Brooks Copy Share Image
President Obama is determined that our foreign and national security policies not play into al-Qa'ida's strategy or its warped ideology. Al-Qa'ida seeks… — John O. Brennan Copy Share Image
A good president does with executive power what Pablo Picasso did with paint. He takes bills into new and slightly discomfiting territory.… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
For three years now, our brave men and women in uniform have done everything their country has asked of them, yet President… — Marty Meehan Copy Share Image
In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that one of the jobs that prepared her to be president was sliming fish in… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Will Herman Cain become the first black President that I acknowledge? I call him a dark horse because he's an unlikely candidate… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Together as a nation, we have the obligation to put sunshine into the hearts of our little ones. They are our precious… — Nelson Mandela Copy Share Image
The things we saw happen in the last four years of the Obama administration would all, or many of them, go away… — Candace Gingrich-Jones Copy Share Image
There are many reasons why Mitt Romney should not become president, but perhaps the most important of all is the narrowness of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can tell just from working closely for the last year an half with president-elect [Donald Trump] and even over the course… — John Lewis Copy Share Image
Hail to the Chief" was played, and the President got up and made a gracious opening remark. "I've been in this office… — Kirk Douglas Copy Share Image
I think President Obama could have handled politics and policies differently. But he has been decisive, strong, and consistent - important qualities… — Eliot Spitzer Copy Share Image
If you were president 50 years ago, the tragedy in Syria might not even penetrate what the American people were thinking about… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Washington was a typical American. Napoleon was a typical Frenchman, but Lincoln was a humanitarian as broad as the world. He was… — Doris Kearns Goodwin Copy Share Image
I think that whenever you have got an incoming president of the other side it takes a while for people to reconcile… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“The presence of God is so important in the life of believers. There is abundance of all you need to make your… — Jaachynma N.E. Agu Copy Share Image
Anybody who runs for president in this country and comes out as strong as the Democrats were about helping the poor folks… — Charles Evers Copy Share Image
If you were the President of the United States or the Queen of England - you couldn't have a person who would… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I always said I would vote for a resolution that gave the president the leverage to go to the United Nations, and… — Wesley Clark Copy Share Image
I sing My Way, I say this to the whole country, "Well, the President of Estonia sent me a message." He heard… — Robert Davi Copy Share Image
“Zach had once heard the president described as "the most dangerous narcissist alive, because the world really does revolve around him.” — Christopher Farnsworth Copy Share Image
The Secret Service said there have been 40 fence-jumping incidents at the White House in the past five years. Half of them… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I dont remember a big fight between the Republicans and Democrats in the Nixon administration or President Gerald Ford and so on. — Stewart Udall Copy Share Image
The Queen of England is Defender of the Faith but the President of the United States is Defender of the Constitution, which… — Walter F. Mondale Copy Share Image