The shamans are forever yacking about their snake oil miracles. I prefer the real McCoy, a pregnant woman. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
The reality is sobering: in the United States one in three girls will become pregnant before age 20, totaling more than 750,000… — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
I think Vegas is the answer for pregnant people because of insomnia. It's open all the time and you go down and… — Selma Blair Copy Share Image
“I must be pregnant, because I’m craving some strange food. Right now I feel like eating organic, grass-fed cow cud, covered with… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I had gotten pregnant and decided make this - what people might have thought as a wrong - of course, my greatest… — Paula White Copy Share Image
I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Being 40 and pregnant with my third child, it's no surprise that the cellulite on my legs got out of control. — Emma Willis Copy Share Image
I was at home, pregnant, and everybody was telling me, 'You're on a roll, don't have another baby, wait a while.' Looking… — Anne Murray Copy Share Image
Being pregnant is not license to forget all the rules that you abide by when you're not pregnant. Moving your body, getting… — David Kirsch Copy Share Image
I'm so compulsive about stuff, I know if I had ever gotten pregnant, of course, that would have been my whole focus.… — Betty White Copy Share Image
All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant. I didn't want to be the young black girl having… — Foxy Brown Copy Share Image
The Greatest Pregnancy Ever is a treasure. It should be the very first thing a pregnant woman reads - in fact, every… — Christiane Northrup Copy Share Image
We go to the mountain for enlightenment, for self-realization, for adventure, for discovery. It's pregnant with meaning. When people see a mountain,… — Joe Rohde Copy Share Image
They got special terms that they use when they're pregnant. They don't even say pregnant, got special words they use - I'm… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
Everyone tries to rush you into everything these days, but for me right now its all about Black Eyed Peas, theres no… — Fergie Copy Share Image
Those of us whose parenting style can be described as "a series of reflexes, instincts, and minute-by-minute adjustments," as Julie of A… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I literally never thought I would be playing a pregnant cis woman earnestly. I thought maybe I'd do that in a sketch… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
Every moment comes to us pregnant with a command from God, only to pass on and plunge into eternity, there to remain… — Saint Francis de Sales Copy Share Image
Painting, it is true, was undergoing a series of -isms reminiscent of the whims of a pregnant woman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh… — Michael Weatherly Copy Share Image
“Just what she needed. She was single and pregnant and her nipples had suddenly become supersensitive $luts looking for action.” — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
I went through about 13 rounds of IVF before I got pregnant with Salome; it was very tough. — Alex Kingston Copy Share Image
Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
My mother got pregnant with me at the age of fifteen. This was '64, and unheard of at that time. — Dr. Dre Copy Share Image
I always did feel beautiful when I was pregnant, but I do feel more me when I'm my normal size. — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I had my ectopic pregnancy, I didn't even know I was pregnant. I just thought I was having a normal period… — Charlotte Crosby Copy Share Image
You know those drugstore kits that tell you when you're pregnant? They should have one that tells you when you're sane. — Kristin Scott Thomas Copy Share Image
Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
I bought a Honda CRX Si, a two seater, and immediately after I took possession, my wife and I found out we… — Yannick Bisson Copy Share Image
I made a choice in life and got pregnant and had a child, and I want to put my child first. — Emily Deschanel Copy Share Image
The true human being is the meaning of the universe. He is a dancing star. He is the exploding singularity pregnant with… — David Zindell Copy Share Image
Everybody was telling me, you'll get pregnant when you don't plan it. And when you just kind of relax and that totally… — Witney Carson Copy Share Image
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death. — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
I defy any woman who is pregnant and trying to concentrate really hard not to feel distracted. — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My most radical shift was leaving Intel and joining Google, a small startup at the time, even though I was pregnant. — Susan Wojcicki Copy Share Image
“When I prepare, then I become pregnant... and then I produce. When I produce, then I praise the Lord... and then I… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
