Pregnant Quotes · Page 15

Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out? -Debbie: [to…

— Knocked Up (The Movie

Why is everyone congratulating me on my sister-in-law being pregnant? I had nothing to do with it!

— Anonymous

The two most beautiful sights I have witnessed in my life are a full blown ship at sail and the round-bellied pregnant…

— Benjamin Franklin

I think if you've never been pregnant, you can over play pregnant and you can do a lot of different things with…

— Angelina Jolie

I was in the pilot of ER: I played a 15-year-old pregnant girl they were treating. And then, in the final season,…

— Shiri Appleby

Summer flings are how people get pregnant. Don't let your time off from school change your whole life. Don't be reckless.

— Anonymous

There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side - it sucks!

— Tamar Braxton

“Babe, I’m inked into your skin, and you’re pregnant with my baby. Your time to run away is long gone.”

— Elle Aycart

I loved dressing for my pregnant body. A pregnant woman's body is so beautiful. Towards the end, it does get harder, and…

— Kourtney Kardashian

My parents wanted to be actors. They tried for years but didn't get anywhere. Then Mum got pregnant with me and they…

— Honeysuckle Weeks

When you grow up and you start having all these problems and your little sister gets pregnant, you're dealing with all these…

— Chamillionaire

When you're first pregnant, you don't want to talk about the idea that a miscarriage or premature birth is possible. The difficulties…

— Chris Sullivan

Everyone says you should get a photo taken of yourself while you're pregnant. I've got a film [War of the Worlds]. It'll…

— Miranda Otto

For some people, getting pregnant is as easy as catching cold." And there certainly was an analogy there: Colds and babies were…

— Kurt Vonnegut

So before I start work on a book, I'm like a pregnant mole - I obsessively tidy and order my closets and…

— Diane Ackerman

For me, the best way to unwind at the end of the day while I'm pregnant is to take a nice, long…

— Jessie James Decker

I’ve often said that global climate change is an issue where no one has the luxury of being “half-pregnant.” You either are…

— John F. Kerry

“For years I’d been awaiting that overriding urge I’d always heard about, the narcotic pining that draws childless women ineluctably to strangers’…

— Lionel Shriver

Usually we regard loneliness as an enemy. Heartache is not something we choose to invite in. It's restless and pregnant and hot…

— Pema Chodron

Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?'

— Anonymous

There is some risk to increase birth defects if you do a lot of outdoor gardening when you are pregnant. That can…

— Emily Oster

My reflection in the mirror shows me pink and puffy. I thought pregnant women were to supposed to glow. I am not…

— Audrey Niffenegger

Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.

— Chelsea Handler

I can't wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my…

— Jessica Simpson

Without Khomeini, we would not be where we are. What a pity that, when pregnant with him, his mother did not choose…

— Oriana Fallaci

When all of your friends are getting pregnant, you start thinking about it. But for Amy and I, show business is our…

— Will Arnett

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

— Mojo Nixon

Should the poor be flattered? No; let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp, and crook the pregnant hinges of the knee where…

— William Shakespeare

You do get the pregnant mush-brain... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned.

— Kate Hudson

Don't sulk. For someone with all the grace and coordination of a pregnant wildebeest, you did great.

— Cassandra Clare

Everyone told me that after what you went through during the first pregnancy, do you really want to get pregnant again? I…

— Sameera Reddy

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of…

— Anonymous

Heaven grant that the burden you carry may have as easy an exit as it had an entrance. Prayer To A Pregnant…

— Desiderius Erasmus

It seems that many health professionals involved in antenatal care have not realized that one of their role should be to protect…

— Michel Odent

Being pregnant is a very boring six months. I am not particularly maternal. It's an occupational hazard of being a wife.

— Anne, Princess Royal

I won't ask a woman if she's pregnant unless the baby is crowning. We've all seen that happen, where you say, 'So,…

— Ryan Reynolds

I have five siblings, so my mom was always pregnant, and she would wear these dungarees that looked so cool.

— Liberty Ross

My father was having an affair with a 16-year-old when Mum was pregnant with me. She found out when I was three…

— Carol Vorderman

Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.

— Janet Evanovich

If men got pregnant, there would be safe, reliable methods of birth control. They'd be cheap, too.

— Anna Quindlen