Children Quote by Brad Stine

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

— Tracy Morgan

When you're pregnant, people feel like they can come up and give you unsolicited advice. When I was nine months pregnant, this one woman…

— Bonnie McFarlane

When they do actually get pregnant, most expectant mothers understandably keep the whole thing a secret because of how fragile the first four months…

— Konnie Huq

It's interesting: when your wife is pregnant and you're expecting, everyone's like, 'It's incredible. Get ready. It's magic. It's the most life-changing experience you'll…

— Andy Samberg

There are some people the gestation period is like an elephant's and it's just years and years before they're ready.

— John Amaechi

I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant.

— Josh Lucas

I won't ask a woman if she's pregnant unless the baby is crowning. We've all seen that happen, where you say, 'So, when are…

— Ryan Reynolds

Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of…

— Joycelyn Elders

A baby's a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you're pregnant, or you'd probably jump off a bridge. Nobody…

— Erica Jong

A wanted pregnancy as much as a dreaded pregnancy can play differently than all one's previous imaginings.

— Susie Orbach

Being pregnant was very much like falling in love. You are so open. You are so overjoyed. There's no words that can express having…

— Beyonce Knowles

Everybody gives you a lot of advice when you are pregnant, which I find a tiny bit annoying, so Im not going to give…

— Jennifer Lopez