If you can't say something nice... about an overrated, ungrateful European nation that would have been wiped off the face of the earth twice in the twentieth century if it weren't for the United States and which has given nothing… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
I suffer from two phobias: 1) Phobia-Phobia, the fear that you're unable to get scared, and 2) Xylophataquieopiaphobia, the fear of not pronouncing words correctly. — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
There's a difference between maliciously offending somebody - on purpose - and somebody being offended by...truth. If you're offended by the truth, that's your… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
It's about something that strikes you as funny but I do it with a Christian world view: why we think the way we do… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
When did banning anything, ever work? I mean, we banned liquor once in this country, oh, that worked like a charm, didn't it, folks?… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
Because when the Creator of matter, tell you you matter, then you have a purpose and then you have self-esteem. — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
They got special terms that they use when they're pregnant. They don't even say pregnant, got special words they use - I'm expecting. Expecting… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
Get out of our schools God, get out of our textbooks God, get out of our government God, go away God, go away God,… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
You want to reclaim your country? You got to go back to the first men who started this country, the founding fathers and this… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing or yelling… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth.… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
Who is more irrational, the guy who believes in a God he can't see, or a guy who's offended by a God he doesn't… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
