The best friend a man can have is reading and writing, and the bad ones to avoid are Go and chess and… — Hojo Soun Copy Share Image
ELECTED Silence, sing to me And beat upon my whorlèd ear, Pipe me to pastures still and be The music that I… — Gerard Manley Hopkins Copy Share Image
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
It's hard to smoke a pipe, and it's actually kind of brutal. It burns your mouth and your throat, and to keep… — Charlie Hunnam Copy Share Image
A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The great end of being is to harmonize man with the order of things, and the church has been a good pitch-pipe,… — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr Copy Share Image
OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from… — David Hockney Copy Share Image
To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and… — Vincent Van Gogh Copy Share Image
The lifeblood of our business is that R&D spend. There's nothing that flows through a pipe or down a wire or anything… — Steve Ballmer Copy Share Image
The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rumour is a pipe Blown by surmises, jealousies, conjectures And of so easy and so plain a stop That the blunt monster… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The day before yesterday has always been a day of glamor, of gilt and glory. The present is sordid and prosaic. Time… — Vincent Starrett Copy Share Image
I have an airplane hangar with 17 cars in it. That's no joke. I have a 'half pipe' in there, too -… — Paul Walker Copy Share Image
Grace comes free of charge to people who do not deserve it and I am one of those people... Now I am… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
Tobacco smoke is the one element in which, by our European manners, men can sit silent together without embarrassment, and where no… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
Either greed belongs in a war zone, or it doesn't. You can't unleash it in the name of sparking an economic boom… — Naomi Klein Copy Share Image
Holmes had cultivated the ability to still the noise of the mind, by smoking his pipe and playing nontunes on the violin.… — Laurie R. King Copy Share Image
If we're open to it, God can use even the smallest thing to change our lives... to change us. It might be… — Donna VanLiere Copy Share Image
It took me a full year of black eyes and a bruised and battered tailbone to learn how to do a crippler… — Gretchen Bleiler Copy Share Image
How happy is the lot of the mathematician! He is judged solely by his peers, and the standard is so high that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the ideas that was developed at MIT in a workshop was, imagine this pipe, and you've got valves, solenoid valves,… — Carlo Ratti Copy Share Image
Mayer Hawthorne's old school pop-R&B homages are so meticulous that it's tempting to overrate his pipes. — Chuck Eddy Copy Share Image
Paris is a woman but London is an independent man puffing his pipe in a pub. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Show me a man who keeps a pipe in his back pocket, and I'll show you a man who burns his britches… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
In fiber optics, the cable is a light pipe or waveguide, into which you inject light. If a finger presses on the… — Jefferson Han Copy Share Image
As the priest is characterized by his cassock, so the smoker by his pipe. The way in which he holds it, raises… — E. T. A. Hoffmann Copy Share Image
The only thing I learned from the architecture is keep the bathroom and the kitchen near each other, so you don't have… — Donald E. Westlake Copy Share Image
Nobody can have your psychedelic experience for you; you just have to screw your courage up and raise the cup to your… — Dennis McKenna Copy Share Image
My pen.’ Funny, I wrote that without noticing. ‘The torch’, ‘the paper’, but ‘my pen’. That shows what writing means to me,… — John Marsden Copy Share Image
May, queen of blossoms, And fulfilling flowers, With what pretty music Shall we charm the hours? Wilt thou have pipe and reed,… — Edward Thurlow, 1st Baron Thurlow Copy Share Image
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul. With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of… — Jack Nelson Copy Share Image
That is what I mean. A bath! The receptacle of porcelain, one turns the taps and fills it, one gets in, one… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
To hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing on anything. It's irrelevant and… — Eugene O'Neill Copy Share Image
A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Writing is the easiest thing in the world… Just try it sometime. I sit up with a pipe in my mouth and… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
In our culture, the Native Americans, when two strangers come together. You know what we do in our culture? We smoke the… — Tatanka Copy Share Image
The moving accident is not my trade; To freeze the blood I have no ready arts: 'Tis my delight, alone in summer… — William Wordsworth Copy Share Image
