Pie Quotes · Page 8

“Never promise to make pie and fail to deliver on that promise.”

— Kate Lebo

I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause.

— Cheryl Richardson

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

— Yogi Berra

I always wanted to host a show, throw whipped-cream pies. Theater is not my cup of tea.

— Doug Davidson

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

— David Mamet

Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie.

— John le Carre

I don't enjoy eating humble pie; it never tastes good. But I do appreciate it when it happens.

— Simon Sinek

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Claggy is often seen as a negative word, yet for me it describes perfectly that full-mouthed feel of a treacle tart of…

— Susie Dent

I like to make pies. That's kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin…

— Morgan Saylor

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

— Jason Biggs

I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I think I'm a lot like other moms out there who feel like if we don't have the pecan pie we have…

— Faith Hill

When people ask me what 'American Pie' means, I tell them it means I don't ever have to work again if I…

— Don McLean

Extreme exercise doesn’t save you from poor food choices. It can be difficult to exercise and erase away that chocolate cake or…

— Jennifer Hudson

Almost everything that I behold in this wonderful country bears traces of improvement and reform - everything except Pie.

— George Augustus Henry Sala

I have met Lionel Richie and Celine Dion. They were wonderful people. They proved no matter how much success you've got, you…

— Peter Andre

Feminism has never been about getting a job for one woman. It's about making life more fair for women everywhere. It's not…

— Gloria Steinem

Casseroles don't have to be about canned ingredients and vegetables you normally wouldn't even think of eating alone, much less stuck in…

— Marcus Samuelsson

Jumping back into it was easy as apple pie, it was natural. Honestly, I'm not trying to be nostalgic and talk about…

— Reed Mullin

I know that this sounds grand, but I don't try to compete with other people. I like to think there's enough pie…

— Stephen Merchant

Gina Hyams has put together a fabulous fun book/gift: Pie Contest in a Box: Everything You Need to Host a Pie Contest.…

— Shauna James Ahern

The funny thing about advertising is that it's not a zero-sum game... Historically, in the digital ad world, pie has gotten larger…

— Eric Schmidt

I always say that love is like the meat in a pie,” Freddy put in. “The crust is what people see—the practical…

— Sabrina Jeffries

I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though.

— Keri Russell

Labor is getting a shrinking slice of a pie that's not growing very much.

— David Autor

The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs.

— Steve Martin

The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.

— Mitchell Burgess

It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.

— Evelyn Waugh

The point is to make the pie grow faster and distribute the new growth more equitably.

— Louis O. Kelso

One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating.

— Chuck Barris

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough.

— Jay Leno

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be…

— Jack Handey

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

— Jason Biggs

Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and…

— Christopher Titus

I like to make pies. Thats kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin…

— Morgan Saylor

When you watch the first 'American Pie' movie, you're like... 'I know that jock who's kind of sweet and has a girlfriend,…

— Hayden Schlossberg

All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many…

— Shannen Doherty

We're not unique. We're quite volatile as individuals, but that doesn't work exponentially when we are together. Relationships are about eating humble…

— Guy Ritchie

The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of…

— Tom Lehrer