Pie Quotes · Page 7

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

— Doug TenNapel

Trying to make the presidency work these days is like trying to sew buttons on a custard pie.

— James David Barber

I used to love Danish. My father used to make a Boston cream pie. You never see that anymore.

— Christopher Walken

Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.

— Banksy

Labor is not fighting for a larger slice of the national pie-labor is fighting for a larger pie.

— Walter Reuther

When entrepreneurs are free to compete, they grow the pie so that everyone's share gets larger.

— John Stossel

“This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!”

— Gerard Way

I'm pretty proud of my pie crust. I think I've finally learned how to manhandle it just enough.

— Marti Noxon

I was born in the late '50s, was a child of the '60s, then the '70s, then the '80s, then the '90s,…

— Jello Biafra

“When you do not know how to make money in a particular space, hand it out to experts, you will still ‘Own…

— Sandeep Sahajpal

Doing projects really gives people self-confidence. Nothing is better than taking the pie out of the oven. What it does for you…

— Martha Stewart

Side note to parents: Anyone who thinks 'Dude, Where's My Car' is more appropriate for children than 'American Pie' because it obtained…

— James Berardinelli

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be…

— Anonymous

Claggy is often seen as a negative word, yet for me it describes perfectly that full-mouthed feel of a treacle tart of…

— Susie Dent

I like to make pies. That's kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin…

— Morgan Saylor

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

— Jason Biggs

Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the…

— Janet Evanovich

I think I've been a good boy long enough and given everyone around me a fair piece of the pie as far…

— Jack White

I have met Lionel Richie and Celine Dion. They were wonderful people. They proved no matter how much success you've got, you…

— Peter Andre

Feminism has never been about getting a job for one woman. It's about making life more fair for women everywhere. It's not…

— Gloria Steinem

Casseroles don't have to be about canned ingredients and vegetables you normally wouldn't even think of eating alone, much less stuck in…

— Marcus Samuelsson

Jumping back into it was easy as apple pie, it was natural. Honestly, I'm not trying to be nostalgic and talk about…

— Reed Mullin

I know that this sounds grand, but I don't try to compete with other people. I like to think there's enough pie…

— Stephen Merchant

Gina Hyams has put together a fabulous fun book/gift: Pie Contest in a Box: Everything You Need to Host a Pie Contest.…

— Shauna James Ahern

“Never promise to make pie and fail to deliver on that promise.”

— Kate Lebo

I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause.

— Cheryl Richardson

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

— Yogi Berra

I always wanted to host a show, throw whipped-cream pies. Theater is not my cup of tea.

— Doug Davidson

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

— David Mamet

Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie.

— John le Carre

I don't enjoy eating humble pie; it never tastes good. But I do appreciate it when it happens.

— Simon Sinek

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though.

— Keri Russell

Labor is getting a shrinking slice of a pie that's not growing very much.

— David Autor

The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs.

— Steve Martin

The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.

— Mitchell Burgess

It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.

— Evelyn Waugh

The point is to make the pie grow faster and distribute the new growth more equitably.

— Louis O. Kelso

One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating.

— Chuck Barris

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough.

— Jay Leno