Pie Quotes · Page 6

The Big Six teams have long been waging a greedy campaign for a bigger slice of the Premier League pie.

— Simon Jordan

I'm not much of a baker, but I can make a pretty good sweet potato pie.

— Da'Vine Joy Randolph

If you want to make a [rhubarb] pie from scratch, first you have to create the universe.

— Carl Sagan

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

— Lisa Loeb

I love apple pie. If I see one, I'm going to eat the whole thing.

— Rich Froning Jr

I'm so vain, all I could think was I should have stopped at 'American Pie.'

— Jennifer Coolidge

The thing I can't resist is a pork pie. That's my idea of a lovely treat.

— Delia Smith

Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies.

— David Brin

I love roasted pecans. I'll make a sort of granola with the roasted pecans, turn that into a super nutty pie crust,…

— Christina Tosi

The key to changing our past, present, and future is to create our piece of the PIE (our Perceptions, Interpretations, & Expectations)…

— Bill Crawford

We were with Hayden Schlossberg enormous fans of that first American Pie. We were in college when it came out, and we…

— Jon Hurwitz

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was…

— Caroline Rhea

When people are frightened about going hungry and paying their mortgages, a scarcity model begins to prevail; they fear someone else will…

— Barbara Kingsolver

One hopeful sign that the filmmakers can learn and grow is that the sequel does not contain a single pie, if you…

— Roger Ebert

The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. "Sorry about…

— Louise Rennison

If it tastes good, spit it out. All those cakes and pies and candy and ice cream -- all that terrible fast…

— Jack LaLanne

I think the Internet really sussed things into perspective. Because twelve years ago, I could spend my days on writing and running…

— Amanda Palmer

Indeed." Will let his cutlery clatter onto his plate. "The Consul? Breaking up our breakfast time? Whatever next? The Inquisitor over for…

— Cassandra Clare

I elbowed my way into the grubby café, bought a pie that tasted of shoe polish and a pot of tea with…

— David Mitchell

See, when the GOVERNMENT spends money, it creates jobs; whereas when the money is left in the hands of TAXPAYERS, God only…

— Dave Barry

Everything edible is fried in Texas! Or it is buried in the ground to cook before it is eaten. ... Texas food…

— Mercedes McCambridge

As you can imagine, over the years I have been asked many times to discuss and explain my song "American Pie." I…

— Don McLean

Because of an off-hand funny comment I made backstage at a concert years ago, a story circulated that the song has been…

— Don McLean

It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him,…

— Gary Carter

What moistens the lip and what brightens the eye? What calls back the past like the rich pumpkin pie?

— John Greenleaf Whittier

I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.

— Paula Deen

This economic pie that is getting ready to explode before our eyes is going to be shared equally.

— Ray Nagin

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

— Carl Sagan

Your date is better in your pie and your porridge than in your cheek.

— William Shakespeare

Your pimples are the Lord's way of chastising you. Now eat your pie.

— Stephen King

Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.

— George Carlin

Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.

— Knute Nelson

“The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed).”

— Janet Clarkson

Riding in another drop, ain't talking Enterprise They try to see me, get diabetes from humble pie

— Wale

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

— Ambrose Bierce

Cut the pie any way you like, "meanings" just ain't in the head!

— Hilary Putnam

Another lesson about a naive fool who came to Babylon, and found out that the pie don't taste so sweet.

— Dwight Yoakam

So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic.

— Martha Stewart

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.

— Stephen Colbert

Here's an idea: let's get over ourselves, buy a cherry pie, and go fall in love with life.

— Tom Robbins