Pie Quotes · Page 4

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

— Jim Davis

I can't even say 'hair pie,'' I told him, 'unless I'm talking about an actual pie made out of rabbits…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

American Pie speaks to the loss that we feel. That's why that song has found the niche that it has.

— Don McLean

Obviously [Can't Hardly Wait] wasn't in American Pie, which was a movie about some teenage boys.

— David Krumholtz

Humility means you're willing to give someone a bigger slice of the pie.

— Frederick Lenz

You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have…

— Sloane Crosley

I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.

— Paula Poundstone

I would give you my soul in a blackberry pie; and a knife to cut it with.

— Dorothy Dunnett

The group Bananarama has such a light, cutesy-pie sound that they make The Go-Go's sound like Led Zeppelin by comparison.

— Casey Kasem

“We have been careless with our pie repertoire. The demise of apple-pear pie with figs and saffron and orengeado pies are tragic…

— Janet Clarkson

I'd bet most of America's refrigerators have leftover pumpkin pie on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. It's delicious the first couple of times…

— Steve Doocy

I'm aware of the other drag artists with makeup lines, and I celebrate them. The pie is big and there's room for…

— Willam Belli

My dad is adorably optimistic, positive, pie-in-the-sky. He thinks every new song I write is my best. He sells T-shirts at my…

— Taylor Swift

And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop…

— George Orwell

Harry Styles threw a cream pie at my face in front of 15,000 people to thank me for the months we spent…

— Mabel

In all my work, I try to say - 'You may be given a load of sour lemons, why not try to…

— Maya Angelou

“People I had never seen before flocked in, their faces showing a longing you never saw for cake. People's eyes lit up…

— Judith Fertig

Colon has always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for god,…

— Terry Pratchett

Life's dirty. Life's unclean you know. It's birth, it's sex, it's the intestinal tract. One big squishy, unsanitary mess. It never gets…

— Andrew Schneider

“A brand new pie is waiting for me each night after work, as if he knows he hit his stride and he…

— Ella James

Never say 'no' to pie. No matter what, wherever you are, diet-wise or whatever, you know what? You can always have a…

— Al Roker

One can derive the same fun from print-making as from making mud pies and great subtlety can be achieved through the use…

— Ralph Steadman

And now here he was in my kitchen. Smelling like apple pies and looking at me with a direct seriousness that made…

— Lilith Saintcrow

We should get rid of 'tick box' measures that do nothing to address underlying inequality in areas like employment. And we should…

— Munira Mirza

The devil makes his Christmas-pie of lawyers' tongues and clerks' fingers.

— Thomas Adams

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.

— Robert Breault

I'm not trying to take more of the pie for myself. I'm trying to make the pie larger for everyone.

— Dean Karnazes

Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!

— Dwayne Johnson

Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy.

— Ernie Harwell

We're focused on growing the pie so the artists can go back to making a meaningful amount of money.

— Daniel Ek

They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces.

— Darrell Royal

The differences between a tart, a pie and a quiche are a blur.

— Yotam Ottolenghi

“There is no problem that can't be solved with the help of a good carrot pie, my friend.”

— Anna Horbatenko

And if wishes were pies, I'd weigh more than I do. Sir Myles of Barony Olau

— Tamora Pierce

“The homemade pie has been under siege for a century, and surely its survival is endangered.”

— Janet Clarkson

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

— Pablo Francisco

The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy.

— Scott Foley

Once politics become a tug-of-war for shares in the income pie, decent government is impossible.

— Friedrich August von Hayek

There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie.

— Anonymous

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere.

— Colin Baker