Hair Quote by Jonathan Safran Foer

He called me a pie!” she announced, defensively. There was a pause. “Wait. That’s not right.” “A tart?” “Yes! That’s it!

— Sarah MacLean

It's not a real pie. It's ummm. A foaming facial wash... Pie.

— Hannah Montana

“I like pie”

— Taiya

I've always been a big fan of pie.

— Soupy Sales

“cut the pie”

— Yuval Noah Harari

“Listen," said T. X., grasping an ivory paperknife savagely in his hand and tapping his blotting-pad to emphasize his words, "you're a pie!”

— Edgar Wallace

You like pie? I like pie.

— Barack Obama

I dont think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to…

— John Gould

A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!

— Dylan Moran

“I like pie :D”

— Dominic Luciano

Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?

— Brooke Elliott

“A text comes from Wallace. An actual text too, not a message through the forum app. I gave him my number awhile back, before…

— Francesca Zappia