Pie Quote by Sarah MacLean

“Now, thats a pie!”

— James May

“and all I have to remark is, damn the pies!”

— Robert L. Mack

“You can’t bribe me with pie.” Before he’d finished the sentence, his stomach grumbled loudly in a plea for the pie. The men grinned.…

— Jill Shalvis

What happened?” she breathed, staring at me. “I got hit in the face with a pie,” I said. Mags stopped, blinking. “You got...hit in…

— Anonymous

“Listen," said T. X., grasping an ivory paperknife savagely in his hand and tapping his blotting-pad to emphasize his words, "you're a pie!”

— Edgar Wallace

“I like pie”

— Taiya

“No. We talked about this. I’m going home to eat a pie.”

— David Wong

“You look happy, sweetie. Did you just eat a cherry pie?”

— Olivia Cunning

“My dad had too many pies and not enough fingers.” He looked up at the roof. “Or was it too many fingers and not…

— Denise Grover Swank

I can't even say 'hair pie,'' I told him, 'unless I'm talking about an actual pie made out of rabbits....

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“Blah, blah, blah. Well, the coconut cream pie was a bust, which leaves the olives. Slippery suckers. I can’t seem to spear one with…

— Nicole Amakan

“Hey, the pie is the other way, dumbass.”

— Eve Langlais