Pie Quotes · Page 3

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.

— Matthew Moy

“no one evaded the pie shop pirates for long.”

— Carrie Ryan

You should not throw a pie that's in a pan.

— Soupy Sales

...oppression is as American as apple pie...

— Audre Lorde

Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.

— Austin O'Malley

“Pie is good any time of the day.”

— Kristin Hannah

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

— Johnny Vegas

I can't keep my fingers out of any pies.

— David Bowie

You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.

— Emma Thompson

Men who leave their money to be distributed by others are pie-faced mutts.

— George Eastman

I believe in things I can count on, like beer and ESPN and my grandmother's pecan pie.

— Justin Timberlake

“Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories.”

— Amit Kalantri

'Rather than fighting over a piece of the pie, can we grow the pie?' is really our model.

— Peggy Johnson

Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.

— Jane Austen

There's certain cakes you've got to have, maybe a pie here and there. But I know to not do it as much.

— Biz Markie

There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie.

— Craig Claiborne

I don't think theater is dying, and musicals are a great American art form. We've got apple pie, jazz and musical theater.

— Laura Benanti

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think…

— Yogi Berra

Violence against women is as American as apple pie. I know, not only as a legislator, but from personal experience.

— Gwen Moore

I know that I am essentially a sort of fun-loving person who really just wants to sit around and eat pies.

— Nora Ephron

If I'm going to have something rich and yummy, I'm not reaching for prepackaged brownies. I'm going to make a pie from…

— Marisa Miller

In the old days, if a neighbors apples fell into your yard, you worked it out over the back fence or picked…

— Lee Iacocca

I don't get the great story line, action, mystery scripts; I get comedies. And relationship comedies are what I do. It's what…

— Samuel L. Jackson

The group Bananarama has such a light, cutesy-pie sound that they make The Go-Go's sound like Led Zeppelin by comparison.

— Casey Kasem

Everything edible is fried in Texas! Or it is buried in the ground to cook before it is eaten. ... Texas food…

— Mercedes McCambridge

Because of an off-hand funny comment I made backstage at a concert years ago, a story circulated that the song has been…

— Don McLean

Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the…

— Janet Evanovich

I think I've been a good boy long enough and given everyone around me a fair piece of the pie as far…

— Jack White

Casseroles don't have to be about canned ingredients and vegetables you normally wouldn't even think of eating alone, much less stuck in…

— Marcus Samuelsson

I have met Lionel Richie and Celine Dion. They were wonderful people. They proved no matter how much success you've got, you…

— Peter Andre

I wanted to be in the FBI. I also wanted to be a pie salesman. It was so intense that the studio…

— Shirley Temple

Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time. Me (Ilona): ... ~A…

— Ilona Andrews

“Pies mean Thanksgiving and Christmas and picnics.”

— Janet Clarkson

Cherry Pie' was a fun song.

— Jani Lane

Clowns have no respect for pie.

— Demetri Martin

I love you as New Englanders love pie!

— Don Marquis

My fingers are always in every single pie.

— Shabana Azmi

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.

— Stephen King

I'm a good cook; one of my specialities is reindeer and potato pie.

— Terry Jones

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

— Jim Davis