The point is to make the pie grow faster and distribute the new growth more equitably. — Louis O. Kelso Copy Share Image
One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating. — Chuck Barris Copy Share Image
If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
When people ask me what 'American Pie' means, I tell them it means I don't ever have to work again if I… — Don McLean Copy Share Image
Extreme exercise doesn’t save you from poor food choices. It can be difficult to exercise and erase away that chocolate cake or… — Jennifer Hudson Copy Share Image
Almost everything that I behold in this wonderful country bears traces of improvement and reform - everything except Pie. — George Augustus Henry Sala Copy Share Image
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest. — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I like to make pies. Thats kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin… — Morgan Saylor Copy Share Image
When you watch the first 'American Pie' movie, you're like... 'I know that jock who's kind of sweet and has a girlfriend,… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
Gina Hyams has put together a fabulous fun book/gift: Pie Contest in a Box: Everything You Need to Host a Pie Contest.… — Shauna James Ahern Copy Share Image
The funny thing about advertising is that it's not a zero-sum game... Historically, in the digital ad world, pie has gotten larger… — Eric Schmidt Copy Share Image
I always say that love is like the meat in a pie,” Freddy put in. “The crust is what people see—the practical… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
First tweet, best tweet, I always think. I try not to work them too much or else they get Pie Dough Disease,… — Patricia Lockwood Copy Share Image
My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: the turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come… — Douglas Conant Copy Share Image
Those of you who come in with me now will receive a big piece of the pie. Those of you who delay,… — Huey Long Copy Share Image
Most firms are hierarchical in nature, with everyone getting different slices of the economic pie. The problem is those slices are negotiated… — Bill Gurley Copy Share Image
All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many… — Shannen Doherty Copy Share Image
We're not unique. We're quite volatile as individuals, but that doesn't work exponentially when we are together. Relationships are about eating humble… — Guy Ritchie Copy Share Image
The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
Reality is a genre that seems to be here to stay. I don't know how many of the new shows will last,… — Jeff Probst Copy Share Image
I have a soft spot for 'Wind of Change' because it was my first one, and it was a departure from Humble… — Peter Frampton Copy Share Image
Flesh-meats will depreciate the blood. Cook meat with spices, and eat it with rich cakes and pies, and you have a bad… — Ellen G. White Copy Share Image
Spanakopita is a traditional Greek savory pie wrapped in flaky layers of crisp phyllo and filled with spinach and salty feta. — Sohla El-Waylly Copy Share Image
Both the forces of good and evil will keep the universe alive for us, until we awake from our dreams and give… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it's a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition… — Alan Rickman Copy Share Image
The whole can be greater than the sum of it's parts, that we all have something to put in the pie to… — Frank Gehry Copy Share Image
Smurfs must only eat Smurfberries. They can eat Smurfberry pie, they can have a Smurfberry sandwich, they can do whatever they want.… — Kelly Asbury Copy Share Image
Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I sang 'American Pie' a lot in my stage set. It had a knack of uniting an audience in a sing-along. It's… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake… — Colonel Sanders Copy Share Image
If you sent me to cover a pie-baking contest on Mother's Day, I'm going to ask dear old Mom why she used… — Sam Donaldson Copy Share Image
Negotiations over a shrinking pie are especially difficult because they require an allocation of losses. People tend to be much more easygoing… — Daniel Kahneman Copy Share Image
I don't like the phrase having it all. It implies we're being greedy, like "have a second piece of pie." — Kirsten Gillibrand Copy Share Image
Things that really matter are the things that gold can't buy, so let's have another cup o' coffee and let's have another… — Irving Berlin Copy Share Image
As time goes on we get closer to that American Dream of there being a pie cut up and shared. Usually greed… — Rick Danko Copy Share Image
And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face. — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
