Apple pie Quote by Banksy

God bless my soul! No apple pie.

— Robert Oliver

I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it

— Stephen Colbert

One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating.

— Chuck Barris

In my darkest moments, I have not eaten an entire pie, but I have turned to other baked goods to find solace.

— David Lowery

If I have to sing 'Cherry Pie' one more time in my life I'm going to throw up.

— Jani Lane

I love apple pie. If I see one, I'm going to eat the whole thing.

— Rich Froning Jr

When I look at a pie chart, I just go numb.

— Aaron Koblin

I love the warmth of apple pie.

— Christina Tosi

“I ate another apple pie and ice cream; that's practically all I ate all the way across the country, I knew it was nutritious…

— Jack Kerouac

I'm as American as apple pie.

— Paul Mooney

I am too nervous to eat pie.

— Raymond Carver

There was a period when I had apple pie as a treat every day of the week. I mean, like, a family apple pie.

— Malachi Kirby